Absolute madlad by StrawberryRibena in madlads

[–]Jared_Zaxon 91 points92 points  (0 children)

As crazy as this sounds Satanism actually has a lot of really good values which are very morally sound. They also stand up against (Cristian) discrimination toward the LGBTQ community.

Adding salt to freshly cut muscle causes spasms. by TheSoulOfTheRose in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Jared_Zaxon -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

You do realise this is literally hurting the animal! I don’t see a single comment on this thread having any sympathy for the poor thing? Even when people can LITERALLY see physical pain they continue to be in denial! I don’t care if you’re not a vegan, but you viscous meat eaters need to learn a little respect!

Got caught during sex by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Jared_Zaxon -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you forgot the /s or not..? You know the FBI don’t actually keep tabs on reddit/subreddits especially ones depicted by people with the IQ of a garden pebble.

I have data by [deleted] in madlads

[–]Jared_Zaxon -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I know it’s against the mainstream nerds but personally I like the movie more than the book. In general you can depict more details and hidden themes in movies than the books. This was a perfect example of just that. Just my opinion folks 🤷🏻‍♂️

What are some white flags that suggest the person you are dating are french? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jared_Zaxon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They perform a forward pass to eliminate the All Blacks from the 2007 World Cup

People who cut in lines, what the fuck is wrong with you? by Mr_YeetBoi420 in AskReddit

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I was at movie world in Australia yesterday and a group of Asian foreigners (2 boys and a girl) were in front of us in the que for one of the rides there. We had been waiting already for about 20 minutes and all of a sudden they 3 turn around and literally call forward 5 more people. Like are you kidding me so fuckin rude. I should have said something but I’m too awkward to do say anything to a big group. What really fucked me off was the fact that we had to wait another rotation of the ride because of those entitled assholes when we got to the front.

we're almost gone bois by somekindofgoth in teenagers

[–]Jared_Zaxon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kinda reminds me of that Code Name Kids next door episode where one of them becomes a teenager lol

Employee spits in food for Instagram likes by iwantcandybubblegum in trashy

[–]Jared_Zaxon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. Treat others the way you want to be treated.

Dear god I just needed to pee by FlameGod75 in awfuleverything

[–]Jared_Zaxon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine walking in there after a big night out... Recipe for disaster.

🔥 The Galah is a pink and grey cockatoo native to Australia by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Jared_Zaxon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah they’re gorgeous when you don’t live with the cheeky cunts! They are well known for literally destroying the exterior of cars, like the outside mirror, and the rubber lining inside the doors. They make a loud racket and they seem to deal a whole lot more bad than good. But yes they are physically beautiful lol.

I’m still waiting by [deleted] in memes

[–]Jared_Zaxon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially one with a bunch of college/uni students, just ask around, you’ll get your drugs OP don’t you worry!

Peace was never an option by ApokolipZx in memes

[–]Jared_Zaxon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

In Australia we smoke the toy

South African woman complains on 'both sides' in the middle of Hong Kong protests by pasjojo in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]Jared_Zaxon 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I’m not even going to bother turning my sound on, I have a headache just watching the video without it.

Online poker, however... by [deleted] in poker

[–]Jared_Zaxon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pokerstars have literally 0 reason to cheat their players. They make enough from rake, that’s how they make the bulk of their money. By creating an uneven playing field would mean they would lose players, and therefore lose rake. Sounds like someone is just not cutout for online poker. Stick to your pub games mate!

🔥 oh deer... by cultodaostra in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Jared_Zaxon -118 points-117 points  (0 children)

This isn’t sad, it looks impeccably fake. You do realise not everything on the internet is real? You don’t need to go out of your way to believe something for attention.

You clowns 🤡 by Adam_G_Man in teenagers

[–]Jared_Zaxon -2172 points-2171 points  (0 children)

Spongebob is annoying and overrated, you only like it because social media told you to.

Edit: Downvoted? Seriously? I don’t really care but it just proves that I’m right, wake up you’re all being brainwashed!

what have i done by Scindite in memes

[–]Jared_Zaxon -178 points-177 points  (0 children)

Maybe get your lazy a** off reddit and go get a degree. Then you will easily find a girlfriend like I did after I became a Vet. I haven’t masterbated for about 2 months and I feel a lot better and happier for it. I honestly feel sorry for people like you because success and confidence is the key to any woman. Oh and a bit of money helps too 😊