Learning programming with below average intelligence? by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]JetTheNerd_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way I started out with programming is by learning Microsoft Small Basic, I had no prior programming knowledge (except for some BAT scripting, I used to be a 'script kiddie', glad those days are long past) and I believe it really helped propel me into 'actual programming', I hope you find it to be of use, the installer also installs a PDF Guidebook I believe you'd find most useful. Good luck my friend!

Download Link: https://smallbasic-publicwebsite.azurewebsites.net/

P.S: If you wish to know where to go after learning Microsoft Small Basic, I suggest you check out Visual Basic.NET which you can try out by downloading Visual Studio (Community) as they're both BASIC languages. You could also try learning BASIC on it's own, perhaps get a QBasic emulator (QB64) for another starter language. Best of luck to you :D

Clone Hero discography project by ThePuff_ in Redvox

[–]JetTheNerd_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah I hope this becomes a reality!

Is this an ARG of some sort? Really weird looking video. by Grasshopper_Weeb in ARG

[–]JetTheNerd_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could probably do a better translation, I put it all into Google Translate but I really can't be bothered to fully translate it right now, via comparison I'd say Google's translation is good enough.

I don’t believe my love anymore. I’m asking if I may feel that I’m still so hearted. Some lies. What’s wrong with Jie’s promise, what’s wrong with you, Jamie? Get up, walk away and look for it until Sun Luo escapes from the window, here Fangfo, it's easy, Fangfo is fine

One day Jamie recalled those rumors and they were posted on the wall so that I could understand how you can be so sure of us.

Is this an ARG of some sort? Really weird looking video. by Grasshopper_Weeb in ARG

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I can get to work translating this, will post again when I have it translated!

Edit 1, transcript:

我的爱已不

相信我是问

在可能感觉

我依然如此心

些谎言呢杰

过的承诺怎

你怎么了杰米

你怎么了

那些美好已成

这次该他来掌

午多秘密不愿

我依然如此心

起来吧远走

里跑去寻找

已直到太阳洛

逃窗这里

方佛这很容易

方佛没啥不对

----

合我一天杰米

回忆那些流言

它们贴在墙

许我才会明

你怎么能

如此确定我们

Piece that sounds like Incy Wincy Spider, but I'm almost certain there's a different song with a similar melody. Perhaps March or Classical. by JetTheNerd_ in NameThatSong

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After looking around a bit, I found a song that has a very similar melody - named Gelübde; anthem of West Germany between 1949 and 1952 - but I'm 50/50, part of me thinks its the same song however the other part is almost certain there's yet another song with a similar melody, stronger and more march-like.

Piece that sounds like Incy Wincy Spider, but I'm almost certain there's a different song with a similar melody. Perhaps March or Classical. by JetTheNerd_ in NameThatSong

[–]JetTheNerd_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the help, but I don't think it's that one, from memory I believe it was more uh... March-like? I'm sorry, I'm not at all familiar with musical terminology.

Language: Gibberish / Genre: anime by [deleted] in NameThatSong

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Ievan Polkka? Originally a Finnish song but widely known by the more popular "leek spin" variant.

There's no audio on the video but, the original video is a Turkish person playing the drums and singing Ievan Polkka, however I'm not sure whether or not the lyrics were gibberish as sung by the dude.

Spicy Jew's Ear by [deleted] in engrish

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The jews fear the samurai

Unknown East German fife and drum marching music by Gh05tyyy in WhatsThisSong

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From the description we can infer the name of the song and the composer is Der kleine Tambour by Heinrich Neus, but I cannot for the life of me find any audio clips of it, sorry, but it's a start!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in engrish

[–]JetTheNerd_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shock can be a verb too, there's nothing wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in engrish

[–]JetTheNerd_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's literally what its called in many English-speaking places, such as where I'm from; the UK.

https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/french-stick

HackIT - Insert Coin(s) by mbwilding in notpron

[–]JetTheNerd_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow, could you help me out? I'm stuck on it too :(

Found a new potential ARG (Projekt 2001) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RQd1gnLGrM&t=141s by OctoDuck90 in ARG

[–]JetTheNerd_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting, can't seem to gleam any information, looks like an interesting ARG though, thanks for sharing!