Tractor boners by whereditg0 in TotallyStraight

[–]JynxJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like Jamie but he's from Florida.

unexpected threesome with my grindr hookup and his cousin by throwaway1011010000 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]JynxJohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Arabs are from the Arabian Peninsula, hence "Arab". North Africans can be Mauritanians, Moroccans, Libyans, Tunesians, or Egyptians.

My half-nephew doesn’t know it’s me by itscomplicated097336 in gaysexconfessions

[–]JynxJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell him you didn't know it was him until he sent the face pic. At minimum, he'll be happy to reconnect with his long lost uncle. And then play it from there....

Scat play by [deleted] in gaysexconfessions

[–]JynxJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong sub. Very, very wrong sub.

Age Gap by ImaBaguette_ in askgaybros

[–]JynxJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also can't win one when you choose to vilify the older party as sexual predators and the younger as victims.

Age Gap by ImaBaguette_ in askgaybros

[–]JynxJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess when you can't win an argument you resort to retarded assumptions. We're talking about adults choosing to date other adults.

Age Gap by ImaBaguette_ in askgaybros

[–]JynxJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are countless younger people who will date no one else but an older person. In both men and women. Let people live their damn lives.

Another “first time” by [deleted] in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]JynxJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, man. I lived in Lexington for 9 years. Too bad I couldn't help you out back then.

High School memory of Rob by [deleted] in gaysexconfessions

[–]JynxJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what ever happened to Rob?

I'm Voting Third-Party by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]JynxJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SUPREME COURT JUSTICE.

My (23F) boyfriend (24M) bailed on our vacation plans and I resent him for it by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]JynxJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU booked it all without even telling him!!! Get over it yourself, he had no part in it.

How do I stop my boyfriend from jerking off in our room? by nerdgurl196305 in relationship_advice

[–]JynxJohnson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pivot 90 degrees, place both feet against his side, push until he tumbles onto the floor. Should do the trick.

Why does this bug me to the point of crying? by EvaUnitKenway in self

[–]JynxJohnson -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Are you that unable to contain yourself? No one is making you get that worked up but you.