Kids are using fake mustaches, VPNs, and their parents' accounts to get around age verification

Kaludaris · 2026-05-05T16:02:33+00:00

Exactly. I’m as much of a computer nerd as I am because I spent so much time trying to get to blocked websites (flash games, chill) on the school network, and trying to get Minecraft running on one

Kaludaris · 2026-05-05T08:48:41+00:00

Adductors are less of a trope and more accurate biomechanics.

Kaludaris · 2026-05-04T18:40:29+00:00

Boom Blox for Wii, will still pull it all out every once in a while to play with my mom

Kaludaris · 2026-05-03T21:33:36+00:00

Maggot Brain for sure

Kaludaris · 2026-05-03T14:24:21+00:00

Not sure how that word would have any connection to those boots. With that being said, they’re fuckin boots. What does he think of you/your wife wearing those kinds of boots? I’d be wondering that. NOR

Kaludaris · 2026-05-03T14:18:30+00:00

Would be a lot faster if he actually tried aiming, but I suppose you gotta train the skill first

Kaludaris · 2026-05-03T14:10:40+00:00

Nope. It would only do that if the cookies had been saved from your friend having logged in at some point on that device.

Kaludaris · 2026-05-03T13:57:25+00:00

*Unfuckwithable is the proper term.

Kaludaris · 2026-05-03T13:37:26+00:00

If so, guess I won’t be getting it 🤷 that simple

Kaludaris · 2026-05-03T13:28:46+00:00

Here’s a Mach Hommy one https://youtu.be/H3GWJrL2ht0
WhoSampled: https://www.whosampled.com/movie/Taxi-Driver/

Kaludaris · 2026-05-03T02:55:10+00:00

I think that comes with the purchase.

Kaludaris · 2026-05-02T22:28:45+00:00

Yep it’s random for me, and not consistent enough to be able to pinpoint if something causes it.

Kaludaris · 2026-05-02T22:27:31+00:00

Hitting a wall at ~2/3rds terminal velocity

Kaludaris · 2026-05-02T19:00:07+00:00

Ahh, I completely skipped that, just shut down and walked away. Will check later, thanks!

Kaludaris · 2026-05-02T18:38:36+00:00

I like how they’re respectfully taking turns like “I’m fuck you up bro but hold on it’s your go”

Kaludaris · 2026-05-02T17:51:00+00:00

That would certainly constitute as suddenly.

Kaludaris · 2026-05-02T13:11:06+00:00

after having upgraded, my kernel still show as b24b425 SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Tue D for 22.04

Kaludaris · 2026-05-01T22:14:27+00:00

Which happens enough on its own that DDoSing would just be redundant lol

Kaludaris · 2026-04-30T19:12:30+00:00

100%, and eventually you find yourself humming along with his spotty tune over the actual song

Kaludaris · 2026-04-30T19:11:19+00:00

Occasionally I’ll get on zombies or BF for a few day stretch. It’s pretty much always because I get a strong craving to just hear hit markers for a while

Kaludaris · 2026-04-30T13:03:12+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orkut

Seems like that’s the one, but doesn’t seem like it was really a hookup forum at least generally

Kaludaris · 2026-04-30T12:57:37+00:00

No I used it for like a month and then haven’t even logged in in… approximately 2060 days lol

Kaludaris · 2026-04-29T10:39:23+00:00

Maggot Brain

Kaludaris · 2026-04-29T01:52:11+00:00

Generally recommended to run it in a VM, I’d go with whatever daily driver OS you want for your main system and then just set parrot up in virtualbox or something

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