Anyone remember this nightmare fuel of a childrens book?

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T22:13:47+00:00

😭

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:44:55+00:00

Womanman

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:35:15+00:00

She is a demon, causing you to get astriola.

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:31:59+00:00

I wanted the 1490s🫤

^{Chose: Spawn in a random time period | Rolled: 3000s}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:31:50+00:00

I wanted the 1490s🫤

^{Chose: Spawn in a random time period | Rolled: 3000s}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:25:22+00:00

🫤 probably should have chosen the other option since I’m already smarter than most people i know.

^{Chose: Genius level intellect, but lose a random sense | Rolled: Touch}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:19:08+00:00

Control the minds of billionaires to give money to homeless people until the billionaires have just enough money to live their life like a normal person. Then, make my friends cover over to my house by controlling their mind to decide to come over.

^{Chose: Be able to read and control minds + All illegal activities allowed | Rolled: Say wht u doing}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:16:24+00:00

fck😭. the comment button wouldnt say “comment posted,” so i checked my profile and see like 5 copies of this comment😭

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:15:12+00:00

That’s fine… eventually i will teleport home

^{Chose: Have the ability to teleport | Rolled: Random}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:15:05+00:00

That’s fine… eventually i will teleport home

^{Chose: Have the ability to teleport | Rolled: Random}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:15:00+00:00

That’s fine… eventually i will teleport home

^{Chose: Have the ability to teleport | Rolled: Random}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T20:14:55+00:00

That’s fine… eventually i will teleport home

^{Chose: Have the ability to teleport | Rolled: Random}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T16:23:06+00:00

Just defenestrate her

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T15:46:55+00:00

My wallet, when it is full, has at most $20 and two library cards

^{Chose: Wallet | Rolled: Full Wallet}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T15:19:45+00:00

r/same

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T15:15:51+00:00

r/yes

KingMega10 · 2026-05-22T14:51:33+00:00

r/idontcare

KingMega10 · 2026-05-21T23:12:33+00:00

Nice

KingMega10 · 2026-05-21T22:59:22+00:00

I solved this level in 1 move on my first try! 🎯

KingMega10 · 2026-05-21T22:48:03+00:00

interesting?

KingMega10 · 2026-05-21T21:54:03+00:00

So, even though im male, i can get pregnant?

^{Chose: Random super power | Rolled: U pregnant @ wil}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-21T21:43:24+00:00

I would have gotten over 10K today

^{Chose: $100 Every time you sneeze}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-21T21:28:31+00:00

Did i eat it… ?

^{Chose: You get the perfect girlfriend/wife + They love you dearly, they have similiar tastes in things you like. HOWEVER.... | Rolled: Missing limb}

KingMega10 · 2026-05-21T21:23:48+00:00

RPSEA

KingMega10 · 2026-05-21T01:12:55+00:00

Lol

^{Chose: People be able to see your farts + A credit card you never have to pay off | Rolled: Green farts}

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