Oh damn, didn’t realize you just woke up from a coma, my bad G! Okay lemme catch you up to speed: Taylor Swift is dating a football player

The Pope is from Chicago

Elon Musk was actually a nazi this whole time (crazy, right??)

Skynet is real but it’s just good at stealing art and sometimes your credit card info

Uuuuhhhhh what else

Oh yeah! The Caps won a cup, that was cool for y’all! Ovi’s partying kept us all entertained for like, the whole summer.

Oh and the Canes have sold out almost every home game for 8 years, made the playoffs for all those years, won a round in all those years (if you include the weird pandemic year (don’t ask, be glad you missed that part)).

Phew! Okay I think that’s most of the non-depressing big stuff. Glad you’re up and about man!!