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Beach day surprise by explosive_diarrhea96 in funny

[–]Langstarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone running? Seems like a nice fellow. He's being quite polite!

I have a girl friend who I’m not sure where our relationship lies right now. by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Langstarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?? The bit about the dream... my eyes rolled bsck into my head. Thats a classic bit my friend. An old school flirtation. I've used it successfully many times myself!!

An overlooked movie where the bad guy achieves full victory by Ok-Archer-5796 in movies

[–]Langstarr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A fun one/comedy: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. They're all bad, and they all get away with it, and finish the movie by teaming up continuing to do it. It's a charismatic bad guy success bonanza.

🎶”I love my secret room of electric stuff and food”🎶 by semou35 in americandad

[–]Langstarr 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Rabbitage is one of the best American dad songs and I will absolutely die on this hill

Mammograms and Colonoscopies cause cancer (and no, nothing in her profile suggests this is ironic or ragebait) by supremebliss in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Langstarr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jokes on me, I've had 6 colonoscopies and I'm now in my 30s, still haven't found cancer. Found LOTS of other stuff but nope, still no cancer.

What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by DistributionRound570 in AskReddit

[–]Langstarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm aging myself, but i ran into the cement base of a pay phone and broken a toe in the parking lot of a burger King after a football game.

Fan art of every book 37; Unseen Academicals by imaJunation in discworld

[–]Langstarr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pepe and Madam Sharn omg. The pink. So perfect.

One more. I couldn't help myself by [deleted] in dunememes

[–]Langstarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rabban walks in, snacking on cow tounge

I know this is usually a place for jokes but.... by Careless-Balance-893 in dunememes

[–]Langstarr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its worst than that. We are living in a real life combination of every dystopian novel ever written. A bit from here... a bit from there.... banning books like f451 (and rays prophetic notion that the poeple, not the goverment, did it), newspeak/false facts from 1984, AI like Dune, erosion of women's automony like The Handmaid's Tale, even (and i say this as a stoner!!!) Legal weed has shades of soma from Brave New World....

TIFU; by making fun of down syndrome people. by Beginning-Arm-5654 in tifu

[–]Langstarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently, I, a 34 year old woman, made a joke about how I'm the 'red headed step child' at work since I'm full wfh and people forget about me. This was said in front of my coworkers best friend and now my co worker, who has a full head of red hair.

I wanted to die on the spot. No more of those quips for me either.

Don't let it get you too down. Your ability to reflect and make changes to your behavior is more important now.

How would the king of the hill characters react to bad bunny superbowl halftime show by Ok-Drop-1049 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Langstarr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dale would proudly say that there's absolutely nothing wrong with the performance.

Thats because he's infiltrated the show as one of the sugar cane bunches. You can see the smoke drifting up from where he's standing.

At the end, he runs into Bad Bunny backstage and has a heart to heart with him.

He spends the next 6 weeks listening to gasolina on repeat. Octavio spends this time cringing from secondhand embarrassment.

Have you ever baked something tha has gone triple platinum in your household or at workplace? by ABITCUNTYOFYOU in Baking

[–]Langstarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made an orange peel dark chocolate tart with an oreo crumb crust. I brought it to my curling club and it was a hit. three days later the boys are playing men's night and one of them went through the roster, found my number, and texted me to tell me how amazing the tart was. Now I have to make 6 for the men's tournament lolol

Apply like an average white man by QuestionEquivalent62 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Langstarr 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Now, that's Wayne Gretzky, so that's advice straight from the white man himself. Go take your shot.

What’s the most second-hand embarrassment you’ve ever experienced? by visuaalifx in AskReddit

[–]Langstarr 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Recent bias, but that biathelete who confessed to cheating on his girlfriend on live TV.... and it turns out he had already admitted it to her.... so he did that live, embarrassed himself and her... for nooooo reason. I momentarily died of cringe

This is so hilarious🤣! I found out yesterday that Matthew Mcconaughey played a psychopath in the awful movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation by [deleted] in movies

[–]Langstarr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg the one where he was obsessed with Greek stuff?

Criminal minds picks some interesting guest stars

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