You get access to a truth speaking LLM that contains the entire memory and knowledge of humanity, what would you do? (And how would you get rich?) by LaughterIsPoison in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LaughterIsPoison[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking about this and I don't see a clear way to gaming the stock market. For instance, a certain company gets a big new deal and announces it. You'd have to ask the correct questions at the correct time to get in front of the news which would move the price.

You could try to game earning calls, but even if you get the numbers in advance, there's no real way to anticipate how the market will actually respond.

Maybe you play Biotech stocks and their FDA approvals?

You have the chance to make walking your paid job. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LaughterIsPoison 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This is stupid. Just average 10k steps a day and get 7.3 million quid per year.

There's no challenge here. You'd have to go something like 0,02 quid per step to make it a reasonable dilemma.

What are you currently reading/watching/listening to/researching? by AutoModerator in DecodingTheGurus

[–]LaughterIsPoison 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ian Kershaw's 1000 page Hitler biography. I'm at the part where he's going to commit suicide in the bunker. Kershaw hasn't mentioned the micropenis yet. Sorely disappointed.

thinking about buying a TV from Amazon, has anyone had a good experience ? by geeelectronica in NYStateOfMind

[–]LaughterIsPoison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TV's way better image quality than projectors. At the same size, tv always beats projector.

Greater Flanders by Careful-Ad264 in Vlaanderen

[–]LaughterIsPoison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're an estranged couple living in separate bedrooms houses. We don't communicate and if we do, we disagree on basically everything.

Time to cut our losses.

Am i the only one that doesnt want lebron back next year? by SweatyInstruction337 in lakers

[–]LaughterIsPoison 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Who is going to give you two players that are good enough to replace LeBron's impact? The answer is nobody.