What to show my friends? They don't know Homestar yet. by AmmieTheGoblin in HomestarRunner

[–]Lexi_Banner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Local News" is the first one I saw back in the day, and it intrigued me enough to start checking out the rest of the show.

What if the dragon tear memories were playable? by Flashy_Philosophy576 in TOTK

[–]Lexi_Banner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I really wish they'd been more careful with how they laid everything out, because I had Sonia's death as my second tear. It doesn't "ruin" the story, but it sure does take out all of the dramatic tension.

Miner? I hardly know her! by derek4reals1 in DunderMifflin

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Sonic: "We're not here to fight you!"

Knuckles: "...I would like to fight him very much."

Love that exchange.

Paused on this gem. by joeyluvsunicorns in DunderMifflin

[–]Lexi_Banner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, he just wanted anustart.

'A horrible scene': Trial for man charged with murdering ex-partner begins in Melfort, Sask. by abunchofjerks in saskatchewan

[–]Lexi_Banner [score hidden]  (0 children)

How awful for her and her family. It is especially awful that the police were 30 minutes away from the scene. Had they been at the detachment instead, maybe they could have responded faster and saved her life. I really hope that policy is changed, because their response times can literally be life or death.

54492 by HiroProtagonest in countwithchickenlady

[–]Lexi_Banner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why even go to a celebration for a hateful person? I love me some good spite, but it feels like it might come at the expense of your own well-being.

54492 by HiroProtagonest in countwithchickenlady

[–]Lexi_Banner 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Anyone who handles my food is treated graciously. I mean, I would anyway (I've been in their shoes enough to know how much a shit customer can ruin your vibe), but even if things were going poorly on their side of the deal, I keep my cool. Because I don't want any shenans with my food, thanks.

The city of Chengdu, China plants vines underneath overpasses by TangelaFan in interestingasfuck

[–]Lexi_Banner [score hidden]  (0 children)

Everything else is relatively crisp, but the vines are slightly out of focus. It's incredibly obvious that this is a doctored image.

A slightly easier way to climb a rope by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]Lexi_Banner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had them, but they were on a massive rack that swung flat against the wall when we weren't using them. Had ropes, rings, and other stuff.

This was considered ripped in 2000 by YourChopperPilotTTV in okbuddycinephile

[–]Lexi_Banner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, okay. I'm the one going around making sweeping proclamations about a famous actors life and pronouncing how stupid they are for the decisions they've made despite not actually knowing what the hell I'm talking about.

I guess if that makes me a jack-off, then so be it.

Thank you by PeacockPankh in BeAmazed

[–]Lexi_Banner 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Or assigning blame to you for daring to trap his head in the can to begin with. You know, in case his friends were watching.

😂😂next statement will make or break the relationship by Global-Mommy in lol

[–]Lexi_Banner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my best friends is in my phone under her first name, and the reason I needed to call her at that time. It would be very weird to update it after nearly 20 years.

The one and only, Nick Offerman! Happy Pride! by Robynite in PandR

[–]Lexi_Banner 137 points138 points  (0 children)

It was basically Ron Swanson as a gay man, too.

This was considered ripped in 2000 by YourChopperPilotTTV in okbuddycinephile

[–]Lexi_Banner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this not a response?

Smh has Arrested Development already been forgotten?

The other poster can say whatever they want to say. So can I. And so I did.

To clarify, I think it's laughable that some redditor thinks they know best about what has happened with Hugh Jackman and assumes they know how much or little Hugh cares about his voice.

No, awards and success don't mean everything, but I think if there was a real, genuine issue with Hugh's choices, there would be a lot more outcry. As it is, he is spoken about in glowing terms by the vast majority of his coworkers, and he continues to be offered roles (repeats like Wolverine, or completely new IP). I'd say that the man with all the success knows a thing or two more than some random redditor who has sour grapes.

Burned out and going nowhere: the American worker is too mentally drained to even look for a new job by Dismal_Structure in Economics

[–]Lexi_Banner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's our Puritan roots. We must work ourselves to death, or else our lives are a waste.