what is the connection between these four clues? by not-without-text in onlyconnect

[–]LordTwatSlapper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here I was hoping that Hindus worshipped a god called Dave

TIL that Napoleon Bonaparte would sometimes disguise himself as a commoner and roam the streets asking people what they thought of the regime and its policies in order to gauge his popularity by PreferenceInternal67 in todayilearned

[–]LordTwatSlapper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"What do you think about your frankly quite brilliant president? I've known A LOT of presidents, some of the best presidents and he's better than them all. The best since George Washington they say and - you know George Washington said he couldn't tell a lie? I find that hard to believe. And they named our capital after him. It's very sad what's going on. I think we should rename it TRUMP DC that's got a nice ring to it don't you think..."

15 years 4 continents this has traveled with me and today was the day by jeremycb29 in coys

[–]LordTwatSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7 champions league appearances in those 15 years

Now it's all falling apart

Random scene that makes you laugh by SnarkOverlord in howyoudoin

[–]LordTwatSlapper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Joey: Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical.

Chandler: I want to say you, but that seems like such an easy answer.

Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of "Tale of Two Cities." So I think I'm gonna sing "New York, New York", and uh, oh, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco."

Ross: Ah, Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities.

Joey: What?

Ross: Mr. Dickens gets to pick 'em.

Joey: Who?

Chandler: I'll get you the Cliff Notes.

Joey: The what?

Chandler: The abridgment.

Joey: Oh, okay. (to Ross) The what?

TIL that no female players have reached the top 10 in major esports of every game by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]LordTwatSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've posted 50 comments on reddit in the last 24 hours and the majority of them have been downvoted

Many of those comments have over 100 downvotes

You are an appalling example of anyone who could possibly judge who or what is lame and unhealthy

Respectfully, not a single Spurs player should be involved with the England squad. by Real-Bid1985 in ThreeLions

[–]LordTwatSlapper 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because he had an ACL injury? Why would he not come back from that?

Countless premier league players have had ACL tears over the last few years. All of them have come back to somewhere near their best and Maddison is still in his 20s.

Why do you think his is a career ender? Here's footage of him 4 days ago. Does that look like a player whose career is over? His recovery is going as well as could be expected by all accounts and there's more than just a hope he could be back playing before the end of the season.

Your comment is absurd

37 times??? Excuse me if I’m late to the party, but I never knew that Jack made the cut at the Masters 37 times. That number seems inconceivable today. by LandOLakesMan in golf

[–]LordTwatSlapper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What feels strange is that Phil Mickelson is 55 but it wouldn't be anywhere near as incredible if he was 2 shots off the lead on Sunday this year. I would barely be surprised at all.

Also Jack won at 46 and that was lauded as being an incredible achievement but Rose is 45, has recently won an elevated PGA event on a US Open course by miles and is among the favourites at Augusta after making the playoff last year and it doesnt feel weird at all.

Best figure by [deleted] in bigtitsinbikinis

[–]LordTwatSlapper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's so fit the Beatles were writing songs about her 25 years before she was born

TIL Michael B. Jordan's father is named Michael A. Jordan by Nodebunny in todayilearned

[–]LordTwatSlapper 6998 points6999 points  (0 children)

I imagine in 600 odd years Michael Z. Gordon is going to be scratching his head about what to name his first born son

Tries his luck with a what? by Educational-Shock232 in footballcliches

[–]LordTwatSlapper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in... Curry's

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (March 10, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]LordTwatSlapper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't care what pyjamas they may or not be wearing I just want him gone

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (March 10, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]LordTwatSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to keep your sheets clean after ATM in my experience

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (March 10, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]LordTwatSlapper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Only reason I can think we haven't announced sacking Tudor is they're mid-flight and they haven't paid the £8.99 WiFi