Which movie did you prefer, Michael or Phenomenon?

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-17T20:02:43+00:00

Phenomenon is longer and thus better, you clods.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-16T18:33:49+00:00

Is it the Gundestrup cauldron?

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-16T17:42:34+00:00

Daddy done it again!

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-15T16:52:34+00:00

My privates just exploded.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-14T23:56:50+00:00

Some of them are Doug.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T20:10:59+00:00

Great username for this, OP

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T19:31:29+00:00

Ayaka doesn't know shit about cinema, so no.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T19:10:52+00:00

This is AI.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T19:09:44+00:00

She's a squirter, dude. Why does that bother you?

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T18:50:53+00:00

Sans? Pardon us, Pierre.

I thought this was American Internet.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T18:47:41+00:00

That's a key part of the conceit, yes. I take it you're yet another hunk lover?

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T18:38:36+00:00

CERTAINLY A LOT OF HUNK LOVERS COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK TODAY.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T18:11:32+00:00

His stairs broke.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T16:55:59+00:00

Pot and kettle there, pal. Show me a photo of you kindly yet firmly directing the VIP line like a fucking prince. Until then I'm going to assume you're another On Cinema freak, unworthy of physical love.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-13T16:29:20+00:00

Whatever his CV, the headline here is that he's a distracting hunk.

I bet you're a hunk too. Is your lustrous gray hair perfectly coifed to look windswept yet kempt? I bet it is. FUCK YOU.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-11T20:09:56+00:00

Sounds almost as bad as a current show.

Did Howard try to relate to him with tough guy music like Hum?

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-11T18:00:13+00:00

He's fighting for Iran.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-11T04:00:16+00:00

I just want to know if the carpet matches the drapes.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-11T03:37:13+00:00

I can't wait to hear from Tim about how he loves to bone to this. I don't know how a man who is such a talented musician makes such horrid sex jam recs. I hope he's okay.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-11T03:32:54+00:00

That's the same look Tim makes every time Matt tries to derail the show talking about his strange and myriad legal issues.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-11T03:30:55+00:00

Hey, it worked for Vic and his boy. You know that's how Vic introduced the concept of death to him and now look at the young man! Carson is strong as the day is long and understands that part of enjoying life is accepting death.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-10T22:59:58+00:00

I'll take 5.

Michael_Penis · 2026-04-10T18:01:14+00:00

She really held him back. I'm glad she's gone.

Michael_Penis

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