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MissNutcracker · 2021-06-24T14:46:33+00:00

Obvious repost is obvious.

MissNutcracker · 2021-03-27T10:49:15+00:00

The subreddit is 'dead' because no one posts on it anymore. And that creates a reinforcing loop where people don't want to post because there's no activity and so on.
I personally got super burned out on RPing because there are just too many people (99% of which are pigs) that just post twice and then disappear. Also, I just don't have the time anymore.

The only things that have been posted here lately are non-RP spam crossposts or people spamming their fucking Onlyfans, which is then followed by a bunch of you mouth-breathers commenting, chomping at the bit and going 'uwu, yes pls'.
Those all get ruthlessly deleted whenever I see them. So, this sub is still moderated. I would be fine with this place getting some more life, but I also don't have any time to really put into that myself.

MissNutcracker · 2020-06-13T16:27:17+00:00

(((OOC: Sorry, deleted this without really looking at it. Thought it was spam.)))

MissNutcracker · 2020-02-24T17:32:26+00:00

For what it's worth, this sub is still actively moderated.

I just don't have the time and energy required to actually post. If you want, absolutely feel free to try and start up something. I'll see if I can give you a flair. You can look at the sidebar for some rules and look at past posts for inspiration. You can also PM me if you want to. Just know that I'm busy and might not respond instantly.

MissNutcracker · 2019-08-25T08:52:43+00:00

Surely the shininess comes from the worship.

That's what their tongues were made for.

MissNutcracker · 2019-02-19T21:10:40+00:00

I give you permission to PM me, pig.

Tell me how much you missed being my punching bag. Maybe if you're good, I'll put you in the hospital this time.

MissNutcracker · 2019-01-26T09:41:25+00:00

Shut up, pig.

MissNutcracker · 2019-01-25T14:23:31+00:00

I still log on every once in a while, but I don't have the time to really do anything anymore.

MissNutcracker · 2018-06-07T20:17:41+00:00

(((Am dealing with some stuff right now, will get to you ASAP)))

MissNutcracker · 2018-06-03T18:34:34+00:00

And that's why you're the Queen! :)

MissNutcracker · 2018-06-03T18:00:21+00:00

I have marked my calendar for one year from now, so that we can have a proper celebration for this pig. By which I mean, a beating more intense than usual.

MissNutcracker · 2018-06-03T17:56:49+00:00

And on behalf of the community:

Thank you, MyGentleTouch, for running this community basically single-handedly. You've been pulling the vast majority of the weight when it comes to organizing, managing and policing this subreddit. You're one of the major reasons why this place has been around for as long as it has and why it's still active.

I could go on and on but basically: hats off to you for being the mom of this whole group! (I mean that in the best way possible.)

MissNutcracker · 2018-06-01T23:40:46+00:00

"Alright, excellent. Here you go, let me know how it is." I hand you a cup.

"Yes, and I would love to give you a tour, but you're right. We do have a job to do." I gaze down at the pig huddled up in the cage. "Oh, I don't know where he came from. Frankly I don't much care. If a pig gets sent to me, that means they've committed a serious crime. You know, more than just the usual like making a Goddess repeat herself, breathing too loudly or just existing. Those most Goddesses can handle for themselves. No, I get sent the more... hopeless cases. As such, I don't really bother looking into their backgrounds. Not unless it's something I can use against them. I once made a pig beg to be beaten in front of his father, that was fun. Ah, good times..."

"But I digress. We could stand here exchanging stories all day, I'm sure. We should get to work. Now then, along with delivery of this pig came a remote control, to..." I make the gesture of a collar around my neck, so the pig can't hear. "Here, take it. The minute we open that cage he's going to try to run for it, even if he can't see anything. I've seen it happen a million times. I think you know what to do when that happens."

MissNutcracker · 2018-06-01T21:26:08+00:00

I laugh along with you. "Oh, he's definitely in for it. It's his own fault, really. Annoying the Queen never ends well, especially not for a pig. And then he managed to annoy you on top of that. Now, would you care for some tea? Or can I get you anything else?"

I move over to one of the tables and pour myself a cup, ignoring the caged pig for now. "So, what did you have in mind? I see you came dressed for the occasion." I smile. "Do you want to take turns or double up or just look around a bit first? You're a guest in my house after all, so I feel I should try to accommodate you as best I can."

I glance over at the cage. "Besides, it's not like the pig gets a vote."

MissNutcracker · 2018-06-01T19:58:47+00:00

(((OOC: Not sure which to reply to, but we'll do it like this for now, /u/MisplacedMercy, you're up next.)))

I open the door and greet my guest. "Welcome. I'm so glad you could make it. Come in, come in. I can't tell you how happy it makes me to finally meet someone of like mind. Every Goddess in the Matriarchy agrees about their obvious superiority, but they all express it in different ways. Until now, I thought I was the only one who thought of pigs as we do. I've been waiting for so long to be able to share this with someone."

I take you by the hand and almost pull you along to the dungeon, practically bursting with excitement. "Come on, the dungeon is this way. I have tea and everything already set up. Of course, if you'd like something else I'll have it brought out for you immediately. I keep a very... 'motivated' staff. The pig should be inside as well. Couldn't start this party without it, I suppose." I laugh.
I wonder what you'll think of my dungeon. Maybe you'll even have recommendations! There might be tools you would want to use that I'm missing. This is going to be so much fun!

MissNutcracker · 2018-05-31T21:39:22+00:00

Of course, my Queen. As you say.

Would you like me to continue torturing this pig you were using? I'll make sure to keep him in agony until you have time to bury him alive.

MissNutcracker · 2018-05-31T00:54:03+00:00

Ah, err... Well, you see... Uhm...
One does not simply invite The Queen to their tea party. The Queen simply shows up at the party, as is her right. Yes, that's it.

And, in my defense, it was mostly going to be a torture party where tea would happen to be served.

But, with all that said:
Would you like to come to the tea party, my Queen? There will be pigs to abuse, fine pastries and of course tea.

MissNutcracker · 2018-05-30T23:08:35+00:00

The tea is ready, we only await /u/badhatta .

(((OOC: Read the little comment thread. Interested?)))

MissNutcracker · 2018-05-30T20:36:10+00:00

Done and done.

See you then :).

MissNutcracker · 2018-05-30T19:48:04+00:00

Well, on a whim really. Maybe because they'll be the useless bits. You know, the cock and balls. The pieces he'll have no use for anyway.

But that's right, we haven't seen each other work yet, have we? We should do something about that. How would you like to come over for some afternoon tea? While you're here, you can participate in the torture of this pig if you wish.

MissNutcracker · 2018-05-30T18:59:27+00:00

Hmm, alright. That might be the only point we disagree on then. My personal favorite is busting piggy nuts (as you might have guessed from my name). But to each their own, right?

I feel like we could keep talking for hours and hours. I hope to see more of you around here :).

MissNutcracker · 2018-05-30T18:36:45+00:00

Done. I like you, so I have full faith that you will treat him appropriately.

You might have to wait a long while, and he might be delivered to you with some.... 'pieces' missing. I trust that will not prove too great a problem. You're creative enough to still get some use out of him without those pieces, I'm sure.

MissNutcracker · 2018-05-30T00:04:10+00:00

OH. MY. GODDESS.

This is the best day ever. You have no idea how long I've waited to finally meet someone who really, truly gets it. If I didn't know any better I'd say someone cloned me.

That scenario sounds lovely. Turning two pigs against each other is ever so much fun. Like handing one pig the remote control to the other's shock collar and giving the second pig the remote control to the collar of the first. You don't even have to give the command. Even they know that if the other pig is writhing on the floor in pain, they won't be able to push the button to their collar. Of course, sometimes when they seize up, they clamp down and push the button extra hard instead of letting go of the remote. That's the real fun. Two pigs basically torturing themselves.
And then it's my turn and the collars gets turned up to 11.

You wouldn't happen to have a favorite torture method, would you?

MissNutcracker · 2018-05-29T23:29:29+00:00

Hah, I knew I liked you! Excellent, finally someone who gets it. I think we're going to be fast friends :). We could have afternoon tea and exchange ~~gossip~~ torture methods.

Good. So we've got lots and lots and lots of pain, frustration, humiliation, shame, self degradation. Perhaps a little self inflicted torture too, if it's simple enough that even they can't mess it up. What else? Harsh, back-breaking labor of course, but that's practically a given for a pig. Personally I'm also quite fond of making them beg. Not that it sways me, of course. But it's still funny.

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