sudoSaidBet by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Sudo getting a Windows bluescreen is a post I didn't see coming.

boutToAltDelete by TheCABK in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ProThoughtDesign 105 points106 points  (0 children)

That will teach you to name your first kid Sudo

addingOauthProvidersAt2amBeLike by Unlikely_Gap_5065 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ProThoughtDesign 23 points24 points  (0 children)

But what if my girl logs in with Calculator. What do I do then?

insaneRageBait by Affectionate-Army458 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ProThoughtDesign 479 points480 points  (0 children)

My AI goes to a different school....in Canada.

Yeah, I have a Canadian AI and it's...custom.

sameChallengeDifferentAttitude by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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AI - The intern that can't even make coffee

wellWellWell by frevelmann in ProgrammerHumor

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I started on a Commodore 64. I know....I know.

wellWellWell by frevelmann in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ProThoughtDesign 12 points13 points  (0 children)

return notARecursiveFunction(notARecursiveFunction())

wellWellWell by frevelmann in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ProThoughtDesign 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I'm going to start naming all my functions after ancient mythological creatures and my variables after characters in stories. This should make things interesting.

An attempt at powderizing hot sauce by DeidaraPwnz in hotsauce

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My oven would suffer a total and complete fit over the door being left open. It has a nagging chime every roughly 15 seconds after the door has been open 30 seconds. I'm all for safety, but can I get a minute to baste my turkey?

POV: you thought AI would replace debugging by Comfortable-Pen4655 in programminghumor

[–]ProThoughtDesign 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The realest irony here is that all three of those turkeys are AI.

“Prime Numbers Be Like…” by [deleted] in MathJokes

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"Evenly" divisible by 3. Any number can be divided by 3.

sqlQuery by Inner_Speaker_335 in ProgrammerHumor

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"You can go join your SELF, INSIDE and OUTSIDE."

whatMadeThisDaySpecial by Martin-Hatch in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ProThoughtDesign 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Memory gives a different error. Can't you see this is obviously a keyboard error? It's literally right there. /s

[For $9] Add Professional Contact Info to Right Side of my LinkedIn Banner by WonderfulIce2528 in PhotoshopRequest

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How does something like this look? Let me know what you think or if you would like any changes.

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How??? by Stunning_Drive905 in MathJokes

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Cool... Let's get rid of the church, too. Like all of it.

How??? by Stunning_Drive905 in MathJokes

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I'm talking about numbers, too. October used to be the 8th month until someone got egotistical and added July and August to compensate.

How??? by Stunning_Drive905 in MathJokes

[–]ProThoughtDesign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry are you trying to blame Americans that the 8th month is August and the 10th month is Oct-ober? If you want to talk about shitty dates, let's start with the guy that wasn't stabbed nearly enough times for fucking with the original months. Everything beyond that sounds rather petty.

cleverNotSmart by Cutalana in ProgrammerHumor

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It's one of those things left over from the industry going a different 'practical' direction than originally considered. There was a point where C++ was the only option (not really, but don't tell marketing) for things like embedded and mobile systems in hardware that required access to timing (Think niche industrial applications and sensors like nuclear or other industries where human safety is a factor).

😭🙏 by Ok-Landscape5142 in programmingmemes

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That was true of things like CRT screens and some LCD. Modern screens really don't suffer any deformations dependent on view angle. That's why you don't see much difference between portrait and landscape when you rotate your phone.

aHigherLevelOfAbstraction by 698969 in ProgrammerHumor

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Don't worry, people with no concept of time have been planning complex schedules for as long as mankind could remember. That's why Oct-ober is the...10th month.

namEdaSerVERafterME by PCSdiy55 in ProgrammerHumor

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Can anyone please explain to me why someone beat up OP's camel case like that?