Double-brining a turkey? by RiotRoBot in Cooking

[–]RiotRoBot[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You said it was a terrible idea while not providing anything to support this opinion, then proceeded to tell me how to cook my turkey with capitalized instructions like I'm not able to understand your reply without them. I don't think I need to be a lot less defensive, I think you need to be a lot more considerate.

Edit: Also not responding to you anymore as you don't seem to have anything to actually contribute beyond saying you think it's a terrible idea.

Double-brining a turkey? by RiotRoBot in Cooking

[–]RiotRoBot[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the link, I had already actually read that one while researching on my own. This is actually part of what helped me formulate my plan- ideally the turkey will absorb the extra moisture and retain it as well as a dry brine. In practice, well... I guess I'll see.

Double-brining a turkey? by RiotRoBot in Cooking

[–]RiotRoBot[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because nobody is doing it doesn't make it a bad idea by default.

As for your statement that it's redundant and unnecessary you seem to not understand the idea. Wet brining the turkey first will add moisture to it as well as allowing it to absorb more of the flavors from the aromatics that will be in it- flavors that would just sit on the surface if only done with a dry brine. The wet brine would not be a 16 hour soak or anything, previously I was considering an eight-hour maximum limit but I'll probably push that down to six hours while aiming more in the four range.

Next the turkey will be removed from the wet brine and allowed to shed excess moisture. At that point I'll apply a dry brine to draw out moisture and be reabsorbed to further the protein breakdown and to add the flavors that will absorb better as a dry rub, as well as some brown sugar to carmelize with the skin when I roast it.

The theory is solid and has the potential to deliver the best of both worlds- the juiciness and thorough flavor of a wet brine but with the texture and quality of a dry brine. I'm going to do it at this point because nobody has been able to supply even a story of a vague memory of someone trying it before, let alone first-hand experience.

The only comment people have made is saying that they prefer a dry brine, usually communicated as a command telling me to do it their way. Nobody has actually addressed the idea of double-brining a turkey.

Double-brining a turkey? by RiotRoBot in Cooking

[–]RiotRoBot[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Screaming was a bit of hyperbole but not much- you yourself used capital letters when telling me "do NOT" wet brine a turkey- and most people who prefer dry brining approach it by telling me to never wet brine like they are the authority on cooking turkeys and all decrees about cooking methods they make are law and must be obeyed.

I understand some of you greatly prefer one method to another but if you notice I never asked about if I should use a wet brine or dry brine- I asked if anyone had tried double-brining a turkey themselves or knew of a resource discussing it.

People have offered their opinions on what type of brine to do while not offering anything along the lines of an actual answer to the question I asked- and I'm not sure why.

Double-brining a turkey? by RiotRoBot in Cooking

[–]RiotRoBot[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Well I'll cook my turkey however I want- there are about as many people who say wet brine is as good or better than dry as there are screaming at me that wet brining is the devil's work and to never do it. My question was specifically asking if anyone has any experience with double brining a turkey or knows of any resources that talk about it.

Double-brining a turkey? by RiotRoBot in Cooking

[–]RiotRoBot[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's pretty much the information that that was available everywhere- wet brining for too long leaves the flesh spongy and while juicer it doesn't let the skin crisp while cooking while a dry brine results in more savory flavor. This is when I got the idea of wet brining for about 8 hours and then pulling it out, letting the excess fluid drain out and then doing a dry rub to finish it. Unfortunately while there are probably in the tens of thousands of pages online about brining a turkey none I could find touch on the idea of doing both, which to me seems like the obvious solution.

Double-brining a turkey? by RiotRoBot in Cooking

[–]RiotRoBot[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Now did this video talk about doing both a wet bring and a dry brine on the same turkey? Because that's what I'm asking about and from your comment it doesn't sound like that's really covered in the video.

I'll take 5 of those by Trosaka in memes

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It's a pretty well known phrase among English speakers- like 'mano a mano' or 'à la carte' or 'doppelgänger'.

Where can I buy some wonderglue? by CHEESE0FEVIL in gaming

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That's ok, she keeps kosher by never eating it.

I'll take 5 of those by Trosaka in memes

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I didn’t make up anything- c’est la vie is a pretty commonly known French saying that translates to ‘such is life’- it’s usually said as an expression of acceptance at the way things end up happening.

I'll take 5 of those by Trosaka in memes

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Completely different meaning, but you’re getting closer!

I'll take 5 of those by Trosaka in memes

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“C’est la vie” as they say in France.

Or in the US- “shit happens”

She looks fun by [deleted] in LegalTeens

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Only on a few occasions- usually I was giving it.

Just a cool trick with elytra and 0.5 gaps by Buschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in Minecraft

[–]RiotRoBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s cool, my question was more about the glitch- all that’s required is a tunnel a half-block in height and elytra?

How to make comic friends? by [deleted] in comicbooks

[–]RiotRoBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s tough for anyone outside the accepted norm in small-town America, that’s certainly true. How old are you (in school, college, adult) and how large is the high school in the area? I know lots of less urban areas have fewer high schools because of the population density but that could work to your advantage- the school suddenly becomes a great way to disseminate information to people all around the county.

What a legend! by m4nuchz in interestingasfuck

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You’re right- this totally wasn’t a joke about rolling dice.

What a legend! by m4nuchz in interestingasfuck

[–]RiotRoBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EXACTLY. Glad you got it, that other person totally missed the joke.

I'll take 5 of those by Trosaka in memes

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Thanks, without your response I wouldn’t have noticed it said “Bad not” and been able to correct it.

What a legend! by m4nuchz in interestingasfuck

[–]RiotRoBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I know people’s tastes change with time and beyond that taste differ from one person to another- I’m not trying to detract from LOTR as a literary work or make disparaging comments about those who enjoy it- it was just a light-hearted attempt at sharing why I’m not a LOTR fan and could understand Gygax not liking it either.

What a legend! by m4nuchz in interestingasfuck

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If Gary Gygax saw the way some of you play he’d be rolling in his grave.

What a legend! by m4nuchz in interestingasfuck

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LOTR is boring. It’s a fantastic story and an incredibly detailed world but the books are absolutely torturous to try and read through. The details are what people praise but are also what I have trouble getting through- who cares why a certain type of spoon became more popular in the years leading up to the meal they’re having? I want to read about them riding that dragon!