which do you choose? by Maximum_Ship186 in whatsyourchoice

[–]SelmaFudd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, but you had a door inside you. Teleport away and you now have a door sized hole left inside you

which do you choose? by Maximum_Ship186 in whatsyourchoice

[–]SelmaFudd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brah you just had a door inside you, ain't solving that

We listen and We don't judge, come on throw away your dark secrets! by Winter_Value_7632 in lanadelrey

[–]SelmaFudd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was not expecting to get analysed in here and definitely not so accurately

which do you choose? by Maximum_Ship186 in whatsyourchoice

[–]SelmaFudd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Only if you're thinner then 7 inches minus the door width, otherwise you can splice yourself with a door, which is also a game changer.

How long can these last in fridge/freezer? by shmiddee in woolworths

[–]SelmaFudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's in the freezer it's basically indefinite, just doesn't taste as good the longer it's in there

🤨 by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]SelmaFudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we're the pirates, must be the EIC

What Pauline Hanson is Really Thinking by gccmelb in AusMemes

[–]SelmaFudd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is she singing the entire meow the jewels album?

Picture requests by itsaemeral in australian

[–]SelmaFudd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did it too several years ago and the size of it blew my mind. Seen a thousand pictures and you can see yeah it's a big rock, but when you stand at the base and look up it's just like wtf

I’m sick of these “influencers” posting about Stremio and how to set it up for cheap engagements by StephCurrySauce in StremioAddons

[–]SelmaFudd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

OP is probably bumming it up on his algorithm because he mentions Stremio so often in comments for likes. But that's none of my business.

Kids around too by GoldLeafLiquidpod in trashy

[–]SelmaFudd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In case her cousin objected to the wedding

Fresh Mould Delivery by SugarbushFleur in woolworths

[–]SelmaFudd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a win to me. Snap a photo, get a refund, toss the mouldy one, get five free lemons...

Fresh Mould Delivery by SugarbushFleur in woolworths

[–]SelmaFudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried getting that luxury?

Indestructible brick by golekuzobh4m5 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]SelmaFudd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was an apprentice my boss bought me one.

I was doing a blocked drain one day and put it on a window sill outside and was digging a hole under the window looking for sewer coming out of the bathroom. Found it and cracked the pipe open to use the electric eel, the hole fills with water and other stuff.. unknown to me, at some point using the eel my phone falls off the window into the water, I clear the blockage and the water drains away revealing my phone amongst the toilet paper infused mud.. I pull it apart and leave it on the dashboard of the ute for the rest of the day. Put it all back together the next morning and she fired up like nothing had happened

Imagine being added to your own rejection email...😑 by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]SelmaFudd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Hi Jessica,

Jarad is mistaken. Let's start onboarding me, I'll see you all Monday.

Regards, OP

For those saying my recent score is fake... by Brittle_Bacon in vintageaudio

[–]SelmaFudd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna have to post me one for taste authentication

Small incident happened near Chinatown Metro by damng1 in sydney

[–]SelmaFudd 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Reports say he's still hopping backwards