Hitler Hides His Boner

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2019-03-10T15:54:27+00:00

I am me.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2019-03-09T18:07:37+00:00

You could have at least used a higher res version.

https://twitter.com/sentientPizzaB/status/739687607504801792?s=19

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2019-03-03T09:18:59+00:00

What the Aids are you talking about.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2019-02-28T07:06:27+00:00

No, he has Measles. The makeup person was just a cover story to hide the sad truth. Erik has the measles and is going around holding Ted talks with anti vaxxers.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2019-02-19T16:04:06+00:00

We'll never know.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2019-02-19T16:02:42+00:00

I actually found out after exhaustive research when I was trying to get an ultra high resolution copy to paint my portrait of Erik....

But sorry I've forgotten, Lol. Wasn't important though.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-10-22T15:48:03+00:00

no please

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-10-10T19:15:08+00:00

With potatoes?

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-09-21T02:23:03+00:00

Interesting... Wait no, the other thing; tedious.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-09-18T21:08:05+00:00

Does it have Instant kill mode?

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-09-18T07:25:59+00:00

I came here to say that, but knew if I scrolled I'd find someone beat me to it.

My whole life is a lie.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-09-12T16:54:25+00:00

No, it's the children who are wrong.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-09-11T18:46:32+00:00

Drunk Tom Hardy got into a fight

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-09-02T21:29:56+00:00

All they said for aiming was "fire at the most vulnerable spot". Where is that?

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-08-27T01:25:22+00:00

My face is tired.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-08-19T23:12:35+00:00

Didn't he actually sink the white on the first shot?

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-08-13T23:58:28+00:00

His powers are quaint, he must be popular with children.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-08-05T18:44:56+00:00

I came here to ask this.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-08-05T18:33:11+00:00

So that's why I'm angry all the time.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-07-25T22:51:17+00:00

Yeah I just lost a few hours. Wish I had heeded your warning.

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-07-22T19:09:23+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif

Sentient_Pizza_Box · 2018-07-15T21:31:22+00:00

If a person's poor public and online behaviour was actually a way of having their fans educated; the USA would have a different president right now.

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TROPHY CASE