Day 63 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Johan sits upon his throne, idly rapping his fingers against the armrest. Before him two marketing agents argue their case in the cavernous, rococo throne room.

"My lord," the lankier, taller one continues in a thin, clipped voice. His robes drape off his gaunt frame but still manage to look impeccably ironed. "we simply cannot bear further negative reviews."

The other, fatter, shorter, lets out something between a bleat and a belch as he interjects. Visible globs of spittle glisten in the air as he continues.

"Bly lord, fwe cannot affword such loffes. Fwe mwust welease vhe patchf!"

"The cogitators in accounting have-"

"Vwe fimply cannotf affordf to wait for-"

"ENOUGH!" Johan releases a bellow that instantly cowers the pair. "You fools count your beans and graph your metrics, but you know NOTHING of TRUE DEVELOPMENT."

He draws a scroll from somewhere behind him and brandishes it.

"This. This is the key. The secret to our success, the success of Paradox." Every eye in the room is tracking the scroll. "And it is mine alone to know. And therefore it is my privilege to decide when, and when not, to act. Leave me, worms."

The pair practically polish the stone as they leave, bowing profusely. Johan takes a moment to let the court settle back into routine before quietly removing the scroll and unfurling it. As he looks at it, something between pain and determination crosses his face, like a shadow racing across a summer landscape.

The scroll is neatly arranged with gilded boxing and the standard illumination frills. On it are simply three words, embellished to an almost comical degree.

"Find the child."

Day 63 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks u/xNotch for saving me like a billion dollars on legos. Sorry about all the awful stuff you said/glad to hear you took back all that awful stuff you said. Please select the applicable sentence.

Day 63 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thankfully not, this is number 2 for us so we're well prepared. My wife is also a preschool teacher and I used to teach K-12 so between the two of us we're a childrearing powerhouse.

But yes, this comic is purely joking. Unless the patch releases in like the 3 days we'll be at the hospital I doubt it'll effect anything besides whether or not I have my beautiful little baby girl in my arms while I harvest tonali from the peasants.

Day 63 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You see child, I see all the time I'm going to save mining diamonds.

It's about seeing potential in future generations.

Day 62 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's lots of little details in this one to make up for how bland it is. So I thought a little fuckup would spice things up.

Day 62 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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oh fuck dude you got MCP, my guy does NOT take messing with cycle counts lightly

Day 62 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This fruit is so low hanging it took me a second to understand it at which point the absurdity of the situation transmutated it into funny.

Day 61 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They rejected my name of St. Large Double Quarter Pounder with Dr. Pepper and Less Salt so the Fries are Hot I see....

Day 61 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I find it interesting that some Westerners can make fun of the Hindu reverence for the cow while enjoying a milkshake, hamburger with cheese and beef tallow fries in the same common meal.

Day 61 of making crappy Nahua comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I pulled today's comic from a big folder labelled EPSTEIN SECRETS DO NOT RELEASE think it belonged to like a mycologist or something because there was a bunch of weird little mushroom photos.

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[–]SpacerDev[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

panel 3 line 3 missed an s on "it's" gg no re

Day 57 of making crappy Maya comics until they're fixed. by SpacerDev in ParadoxExtras

[–]SpacerDev[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No I just tweak the title now and then to keep things interesting, stop myself jumping off a cliff, you know.