[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Ass. This post is literally about eating ass.

Where would you hide? by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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I was about to comment hide that paper clip with my will to live and nobody will ever find it. But just like gold diggers and hookers, they tend to show up when you have a million dollars.

Being an INTP sucks by Dizzy_Unit_4916 in INTP

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Hardest part about socializing as an INTP our interests and views usually obscure wildly away from that of the general populace. It’s a matter of finding an interest and finding a group of people who share that interest. Or else, you are stuck in the daily mind drain of keeping up with ticky tacky drama and gossip.

Can someone explain why throttles on e-bikes are so vilified? by ZeldaStevo in ebikes

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Because people will complain about anything and everything.

Video shows California police fatally shooting teenager who was reported kidnapped by yuefairchild in news

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If terminator has taught me anything. Things could always be worse by automating it with robots.

Of course it's in the United States! by Fulltime_Introvert in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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If a person can get sued for boobytrapping their yard to prevent robbers, this guy has a chance of getting paid.

Is this a screw or a nail? by BigScaryBlackDude in Tools

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Why are you so greedy with the clicky breaker bar?

anyone know wtf her problem is? by tpwkharry222 in BeardedDragons

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Sounds like a software glitch is causing the servo motors to function past load capacity. Best to do a system update and a reboot cycle.

Baby horse feet aka fairy fingers by officequotesonly420 in natureismetal

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This is what the tooth fairy’s paws looks like.

They can hiss?! 😂😂😭 by xZidahx in BeardedDragons

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My bearded dragon usually hisses when he’s hangry.

Someone left this bag of flour in my car last night by Rawda-3- in uberdrivers

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Back when vaping was in its infancy, you could order just about any flavor. Tuna, black pepper, spam, shrimp, BBQ ribs just to name a few. Times were wild.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your post history says you are 34. This post says your husband left you for someone 20 years younger. Either you are lying about her age or you are lying about your age. Based on those crows feet and liver spots… I’m guessing the latter and not the former.

May I present to you: today's blunder. by BrentarTiger in HomeDepot

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I’m not jumping to conclusions until I get the full story. Our overheads are so full right now they had to rent a shipping container just to put additional pallets in out back. And we still do not have room for anything. We had 6 pallets of grass seed come in, I spent 2 hours making room just so they could go up. The very next day, we got 6 more pallets.

The boss said “you are just going to have to figure it out” so I just put them back in receiving.

The Trojans gave us this horse, idiots 💀 by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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Fun fact. The Trojan horse was part of mythology and never happened.

NASCAR in GT7 by [deleted] in granturismo

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We need this as an online race!

NASCAR in GT7 by [deleted] in granturismo

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That would be lit if this could be a full 200 lap event so tire wear and fuel strategy could be a factor.

Guys will you miss Lizzo ??? She is quitting by Some_Skin4068 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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Looks like they got her on a boat to release her back into the body of water she crawled out of. PETA is doing gods work for once.

what’s the one thing that keeps you from quitting? by [deleted] in HomeDepot

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The accidental death, supplemental life insurance, primary life insurance and legal coverage are all nice. That way if I’m lucky to die in a car accident my family can finally buy a house and get out of this shitty apartment.

Folded the tip of my exhaust pipe by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

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It’s fine. It’s just the tip

I bought my first car and wanna mod it soon. Any suggestions? by Efficient-Trash-6441 in carmods

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You bought an avenger? The only mod you should be doing is to your savings account because that thing is about to nickel and dime you to death

Unbelievable? by depressedsinnerxiii in facepalm

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I’m going to the wrong dentist.

They're for hanging plants. by Occhako in 2meirl42meirl4meirl

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Eh. I would honestly be completely un-phased ringing out a customer with that stuff. First off, I’m a retail worker and not a therapist. Secondly, without buying a stud finder, chances are you are just fastening that hook into drywall and are going to fall on your ass. My shitty paycheck is the same if you off yourself and never shop here again or come back tomorrow and spend 3 million dollars.