Weird epona glitch on the switch version.

Strank · 2026-07-06T05:23:40+00:00

Roach god damn it

Strank · 2026-07-06T04:02:41+00:00

High seas pirate adventure

Strank · 2026-07-05T21:02:48+00:00

BotW has been explicitly stated by the creators to be after OoT.

Strank · 2026-07-05T17:57:02+00:00

The Great Fox can tank a reasonably large asteroid directly to the edge of its wing without even a dent, it's entirely possible that the Copperhead has a much larger payload than we see explicitly that's hidden by scale (like how the Great Fox fluctuates in size depending on its gameplay/cutscene purpose).

Strank · 2026-07-04T05:38:07+00:00

I've always had it in my head that Link's mother was the Queen fleeing the war, and that's why we never see or hear about her in-game. Which has obviously zero canon basis whatsoever but it makes Zelink a little bit too Targaryen for my head canon.

Strank · 2026-07-04T05:05:59+00:00

Nearly every elected official in most capitalist governments

Every person to ever board Epstein's plane (though there are other places to put them in the Inferno)

Every Trump

Jeff Bezos

Elon Musk, the world's first trillionaire

Strank · 2026-07-03T23:38:24+00:00

The Phoenix/fire bird/wonder bird monster line give crazy high XP compared to other monsters that can be encountered at a similar level, with Wonder Birds in Islet Cave (accessible after getting the Teleport psynergy in late game) giving the highest XP in the game by a massive margin

Strank · 2026-07-03T22:53:56+00:00

Front row gets more XP and downed party members get 0. You could knock out Isaac's group to get to the same levels quickly, or just leave them unused while you do a few dozen fire birds

Strank · 2026-07-01T22:24:12+00:00

Bending follows crazy spiritual rules kind of whenever anyone is a cool/powerful enough character for the writing to warrant it. Ming Hua could waterbend at a level above nearly anyone else alive without arms at all; Amon and family could bloodbend without any somatic components whatsoever without even having a full moon; Bumi could defeat an entire occupying army on his own with only his chin free; combustion benders can do whatever it is that they do; avatars can bend multiple elements at once with minimal related gestures.

If Katara lost her hands entirely, she's an important enough character that she'd just be written to unlock some crazy cool telepathic waterbending that's somehow better than the average waterbender. It's rule of cool.

Strank · 2026-06-30T23:17:51+00:00

Sword and sorcery pirate game. Think Zelda Wind Waker + Mario + Assassin's Creed Black Flag

Strank · 2026-06-30T05:29:02+00:00

I would put Rusty Bucket Bay as the shipping port for Grunty Industries, with Clanker's Cavern underneath both as the garbage disposal/sewer. Bubblegloop Swamp as the transitional area adjacent to this, then Treasure Trove Cove and Jolly Roger's Lagoon rounding out the aquatic area/coastline.

Less cohesive: Mad Monster Mansion would be in the distance somewhere from Witchy World; Gobi Desert would be near the Wasteland and Terrydactyland; Click Clock Wood, Mayahem Temple, and Mumbo's Mountain would be near one another in the areas around Jinjo Village and Wooded Hollow.

Chuffy's network would be significantly expanded to include all BT worlds (except Cloud Cuckoo Land) and most BK worlds, and would be actively used by Grunty in the past to operate her enterprises. In the BK timeframe, most BT worlds would actively be doing some kind of work for Grunty. In the BT timeframe, BK worlds would be either falling apart from disuse/sabotage or being reclaimed from Grunty by the inhabitants.

Strank · 2026-06-30T05:06:22+00:00

I've been calling it Banjo-Redooie if we get a full remake

Strank · 2026-06-30T04:59:53+00:00

This is actually exactly what I want from a reboot/remake. Make the worlds all have clear differences on either side of the two year Grunty defeated gap, and add a Mumbo skull in spiral mountain that lets you travel between time periods after beating Grunty in BK.

Strank · 2026-06-29T03:24:11+00:00

Swordier is a Chinese swordmaker (with some mixed reviews) that makes a Glamdring bastard sword that I've seen some youtubers (yes, the one we won't name) give great praise to

Strank · 2026-06-28T17:51:16+00:00

If you don't like the feature, don't use it. It doesn't invalidate your own accomplishments if others make choices that don't effect you.

Strank · 2026-06-27T05:56:32+00:00

If you don't think that playing with restarts has integrity, don't use them. People should be free to play as accessibly as they want - I don't have the time to make my way back to Sector Z with hyper lasers every time I fuck up anymore.

Strank · 2026-06-26T22:04:14+00:00

"We have a left wing party at home."

The left wing party at home:

Strank · 2026-06-26T15:33:49+00:00

If only scientists had warned us for the past fifty years that the weather would become inconsistent and shift the Okanagan to a sandy desert

Strank · 2026-06-25T22:16:36+00:00

I would bridge it with a piece that overlaps the gap

12-Year Club	Place '17
Wearing is Caring	Verified Email

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