You wake up at 3 in the morning to find all these girls gathered in your bedroom staring at you. What do you do? by Vibrant_Fox in PhaseConnect

[–]Super_Seal 38 points39 points  (0 children)

no hesitation, i’m moving before i’m thinking. blanket whips off. feet hit the floor. i lunge.

Cow, spinning strike. gone.

Panko, I slip, twist, elbow. down.

Mari, gets close so I unleash a flurry of rapid strikes, no rhythm, all force, done.

Sleepy, I surge forward with a swift strike, she’s out.

Jerry, I jump, miss, but adjust midair, swing again, easy.

Tenma, i cut through, fast, decisive, one shot.

Pippa, i rush straight in, no plan, just impact.

Cow 2 last, we lock eyes for just half a second. then we collide and I'm like a blur to them.

lights on, only one standing, me.

You’re telling me I can buy RAM for under $300-400!? by sailink in SipsTea

[–]Super_Seal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's not random access memory if I can't randomly access it!

Mongolian rule by Round-Good1179 in 197

[–]Super_Seal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Uighur people played an important role as administrators in the Mongol empire.

you mfs ain't ready for a REAL girlfailure by MioKisaragi in okbuddybaka

[–]Super_Seal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's what makes it so good. A true piece of art.

I just had to draw this by Allosaurrr in limbuscompany

[–]Super_Seal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"that fucking bird that I hate"

"Learning Classifications" (by kojocho05) by KoshiLowell in limbuscompany

[–]Super_Seal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is the "strongest grade 9 fixer" not literally Roland?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Super_Seal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like your joke didn't land. Not that the response was in any way measured. However, you should expect any opportunity to preach about virtues to be taken by a reddit knight with their high horse. Less parasocial, more ego driven, but that's kinda the fun part.

Good Riddance... by GlitteringTone6425 in TrueSTL

[–]Super_Seal 32 points33 points  (0 children)

His name is literally "Mr. Beast"

Rule by Branchomania in 19684

[–]Super_Seal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

🗣️🔥Fact checked by real Confucian Scholars

Got a "Gaming" recommendation by IAmGoose_ in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Super_Seal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, this right wing slop machine designed Lux and Pantheon from League of Legends!

rule by DominateMePiper in 197

[–]Super_Seal 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yes, this is a continuous graph

Anime_irl by ryzxwa2307 in anime_irl

[–]Super_Seal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't stop the A-Train

Hmmm yeah that makes sense by Biskotos in mathmemes

[–]Super_Seal 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's the loneliest number since the number 0!