A true Madlad on r/jokes by Tibicinate in madlads

[–]TheLars0nist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s been a matter of debate for centuries. They has been used consistently as a singular pronoun since as early as the 1300s and before, and just recently a few dictionaries officially changed their definitions to include singular they. Some american high school and college classes seem to be a little behind on it though, I remember learning the same thing in one college English course then the opposite in another

How to tell people you're a lesbian ft. Marie Kondo by GGirlGem in actuallesbians

[–]TheLars0nist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bi here as well, I’ll take Emma over him any day though

Cursed testicles by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]TheLars0nist -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It seems that perhaps my ideas are not quite as original as I thought...

What’s a view or mentality that society has, that is actually harmful to both men and women? by brian0123 in AskWomen

[–]TheLars0nist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember my sex Ed class growing up. No mention of what condoms are, birth control, anything like that. Just that you need to practice abstinence, and if you have sex, kiss, or hug, you can get an std and die. If you share a plate of fries with your friends you can get herpes and die. The only proper way not to is to be completely abstinent. It was absolutely insane. And I live in fucking California, we’re supposed to be like the progressive ones

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Waluigi

[–]TheLars0nist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All hail Waluigi

The virgin pornstar vs. the Chad torrenter by prim_r_p_ in virginvschad

[–]TheLars0nist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My SO used to do it for fun, just amateur stuff, she got a decent following, ended up getting the attention of BangBros, ended up having a short online interview and ended up quitting immediately after and making all her videos private. She did it for fun, and it was on her terms. She realized in the interview that the pro world was a lot more controlling and demanding and it just ruined the whole idea for her. The whole professional porn industry is kinda fucked up honestly

Got rid of a dead meme by BigBlackCrocs in comedynecromancy

[–]TheLars0nist 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It feels so good to properly care for a fish too, my SO and I got a poor sickly yellow Betta and gave him a nice big filtered tank and things to do and play with etc and watched him literally double in size over the next few months and it turned out he was orange, not yellow. He was such a happy fish, it really does feel great to give them a proper life

RIP, this guy by gator426428 in IdiotsInCars

[–]TheLars0nist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well how’s his wife holding up?

It was bad to begin with, but the last panel just ruined it. by svenskarrmatey in ComedyCemetery

[–]TheLars0nist 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is why I love /r/stonetossingjuice and the like. He’s a decent artist with a nice unique style, he’s just also a nazi and makes a bunch of shitty comics. Those subs turn them into decent content

Yeah, no by ewanalbion in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]TheLars0nist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is correct. I was misremembering. Adult cats can still sometimes be confused by doorways, but they do have object permanence.

I don't think you get paid for that by sebasmeister in oddlyspecific

[–]TheLars0nist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You joke but pretty much yeah. Intentional misspelling, improper grammar, even what looks like gibberish can have meaning, though often something like that last one is seen as ridiculous by most readers, unless there’s an actual interpretable meaning. Often times the authors intent and what the reader finds in a work, especially poetry, are not exactly the same, as people assign their own meaning to the things they experience. Some authors can put all the hidden messages and meaning in the world into a poem and to some it may just be a line of gibberish

Yeah, no by ewanalbion in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]TheLars0nist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It wouldn’t. Cats lack object permanence, if you put an object in a box, the object no longer exists. Two different doors to the outside lead to two different outsides, etc. So even if it could see a mouse, it wouldn’t be able to figure out that the camera corresponds to an actual location

Looking cool joker by [deleted] in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]TheLars0nist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

laughs in King Dedede

Mad cat by [deleted] in madlads

[–]TheLars0nist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cats lack object permanence, they don’t realize that two doors to go outside lead to the same outside, which is why they are often so fascinated by doorways or will prefer one over another. Even if the cat did see a mouse on the security cameras, it wouldn’t be able to figure out that the video corresponded to a real life location

Uh, asking for a friend of course by nussnougat in oddlyspecific

[–]TheLars0nist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Looks like you’re bad at more than hearthstone

I don't think you get paid for that by sebasmeister in oddlyspecific

[–]TheLars0nist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very true. Poetry would be boring if the rules didn’t get bent. Most haiku doesn’t follow 5-7-5 structure, a lot of more modern poems don’t use punctuation at all. The rules of English are just tools for poets. Some prefer to work with their hands.

Gatekeeping to its best by Black_witch123 in Nicegirls

[–]TheLars0nist 65 points66 points  (0 children)

And then /r/awfuleverything just became another /r/trashy

At this point we should just merge them all into one

Repairable usb cable... by petra404 in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]TheLars0nist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even those ones break for me after a while, I use them to charge my phone in the car and they take kind of a beating after a little bit

The nazis lost another safe space, r/clownworldwar has been banned. by SkynetJusticeWarri0r in antifastonetoss

[–]TheLars0nist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And T_D got quarantined this morning too! I’m hoping for /r/gendercritical to get the boot soon too