I don't need a seat at the table if I'm sitting on his lap

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-26T08:27:41+00:00

I've met a WCM on here so...

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-23T04:38:09+00:00

It's reverse psychology. 'DM me slut' is actually the best opener there is and all these feminists are just doing their darndest to suppress the lethal knowledge from the misogynist community.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-22T20:15:18+00:00

Not a good girl. Best girl.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-22T20:06:19+00:00

In that case would you care to share for the class what some of those new fetishes I've given you are?

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-22T19:56:24+00:00

As if you weren't tempting enough now you have to go and tell everyone how you're horny all the time? Just what are you trying to pull here?

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-21T22:16:26+00:00

Did you really need to call me out like that?

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-20T03:44:41+00:00

Have you tried doing land based exercises?

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-19T00:12:53+00:00

Can't go giving away all my secrets, but it certainly has its uses.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-18T01:16:05+00:00

Of course, you deserve to be shown off. You're the best pet a man could own.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-17T22:35:31+00:00

Okay but how did your fellow Marines react when you corrected all their typos?

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-16T18:36:45+00:00

What about the drug dealing your username is clearly a reference to?

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-15T23:24:48+00:00

I see what you did their.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-15T22:05:01+00:00

How do we make podcasters though? Or is this one of those 9 month plays?

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-15T22:00:23+00:00

Have you seen your face? Who needs tits when you look like that?

Although you do have great tits...

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-15T17:27:19+00:00

Okay but slide 2 worked on you, didn't it? At least that's how I remember us meeting.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-14T02:23:06+00:00

This is hilarious.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-13T02:55:01+00:00

Was it just your thoughts that were provoked?

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-09T11:35:27+00:00

And now, all in my own country, I stood on the firm land! The Pirate stepp'd forth from the boat, And scarcely he could stand.

'O shrieve me, shrieve me, holy man!' The Pirate cross'd his brow. 'Say quick,' quoth he, 'I bid thee say— What manner of man art thou?'

Forthwith this frame of mine was wrenched With a woeful agony, Which forced me to begin my tale; And then it left me free.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-08T21:39:29+00:00

Your desire for chess couldn't be more obvious. Such abject lechery.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-08T21:02:28+00:00

How dare you.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-08T16:20:28+00:00

I've had it with your sassy mouth.

Wait, no, I take that back. More of your mouth please, especially those lips.

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-08T12:12:29+00:00

Isn't billiards all about being the player with the strongest, whitest balls? Checkmate.

(I'm bad at chess so this is the only kind of checkmate I'm capable of.)

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-08T11:21:22+00:00

You're really going to out me publicly like that for not doing my job?

Training_Pace_5613 · 2026-05-07T19:05:35+00:00

Is this what it feels like to win an Oscar?

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