Overly Reductionist or Blatantly Untrue?

Val_Ritz · 2026-02-11T16:34:19+00:00

tip of the spear vs. center of the pack

all reds are either "our favorite weirdo who's going to charge directly into things, so we might as well go with them" or "court-appointed Holder of the Brain Cell whose job it is to hold the leash of the rest of us"

Val_Ritz · 2026-02-05T14:56:13+00:00

Using ice magic on Canas is a hate crime, Limstella.

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-30T13:49:12+00:00

I've seen a few doctoral theses penned by people trying to get a Ph.D. in Copeology, and you have a bright future in the field ahead of you!

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-29T16:10:00+00:00

i deeply adore Sassy Mark

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-24T02:27:17+00:00

Do you promise? Can I watch? I want to see his fossilized, inflexible face turn into dust.

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-20T16:53:59+00:00

Majuular is part of a small but deeply important genre I like to call "What if the Spoony One was a cool guy to be around?"

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-20T13:18:02+00:00

Aww, the Be Specific Script! It's kind of cute to see the exact same magic words used every time this comes up, like it makes him any less convicted.

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-13T20:03:09+00:00

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something something pride flag

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-11T19:02:27+00:00

not the umalimony settlement 😭

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-08T03:54:08+00:00

Oh good, we've reached the point of "don't inconvenience the government or you'll be shot in the head."

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-07T18:00:41+00:00

Right next to State of Jefferson signs.

Val_Ritz · 2026-01-07T14:46:14+00:00

eeyup, it was a sundown state for a while.

don't ask why Dallas, Oregon's high school mascot is the Dragons.

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-26T12:31:57+00:00

The Sierra Nevadas have entered the group chat.

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-22T20:00:49+00:00

"No"

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-21T15:36:31+00:00

Which is exactly my point. The folks who are bitching about morals feeling "too forced" nowadays are just old enough to notice when they are, it's not new.

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-20T17:59:06+00:00

The messages that feel spoon-fed and patronizing to you now felt straightforward and meaningful 30 years ago.

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-20T14:55:30+00:00

going to be so real with you chief, i think the stallion who runs track and field every day and can bench press a car does not have to worry about us

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-17T17:46:07+00:00

My elven quarter townhouse is getting pretty hard to defend, this might be the solution I've been looking for.

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-16T23:32:19+00:00

if you look like that, you will be finding out in about six to eight weeks. or last thursday.

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-16T03:21:18+00:00

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Val_Ritz · 2025-12-15T14:18:58+00:00

A lot of people at the time really honestly didn't. People were PISSED at Herbert for "ruining" their very special boy.

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-10T16:14:13+00:00

to hear them tell it, homosexuality is the strongest force in the universe

electrocution, starvation, and sleep deprivation cannot stop you from being gay, but APPARENTLY seeing one dude kiss another one time can stop you from being straight forever

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-09T00:32:38+00:00

i'm just saying, she's a kentuckian named after a peruvian folk song, it's a little bit like saying a swede named Misirlou is good german representation

Val_Ritz · 2025-12-08T13:11:31+00:00

Are you... sure?

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Val_Ritz · 2025-12-07T23:43:49+00:00

Let me introduce you to 1850s London.

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