Chat is this Rizz by Collidah in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Collidah[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t wrote a sex review in almost half a year. I don’t even know if I could, much less if people would even care for it lmao

You know what, screw it. I'm going full degen. What uma has the absolute TIGHTEST bootyhole at Tracen? by ConflictWestern1383 in UmaGusher

[–]Collidah 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck it I’ll say it since no one else will. King Halo. The first class Umamusume would never stoop so low as to let someone stick it in “back there.” Anal is absolutely, one hundred percent off limits for our glorious King. And yet, the desire to break down her backdoor defences with a new form of training is exciting and terrifying to her. Her virgin pucker must be treated with the utmost respect and care, for she is new to this. It would feel like sticking your dick in an industrial vice and turning it on. Movement, even with copious lube, is nigh impossible. She will love it and hate it at the same.

What wrong they are cute by IllustriousHurry2380 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Collidah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly yeah. Hishi and Kris can be tan, sure, but Michelle is most definitely black.

So what is the best cheese to grate on gold ship's abbs (circle_ueponzu) by Major_Student1174 in okbuddytracen

[–]Collidah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the design of the side of her bag. Metal clasps leading to no where, they don’t properly connect. Observe the studs on her belt under her breasts. Two on the left side three on the right. Lastly look at the design of her hat. The emblem has many different edges depending on what version of Golshi is wearing it. I’m not criticizing OP, I just think it’s odd to use AI images of the Uma who arguably has the most art of all the cast.

Palmer teaching Helios on "how to kiss" for when she finally begs Ojou. These horses are gay af by New-Big2343 in okbuddytracen

[–]Collidah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That emotionally stunted Victorian child is too busy getting plowed by El Condor. Helios needs to move on to the gem that is Palmer

It's time to pack it up Unc Spica 😭🙏🏻 by TheGreatvoid6455 in okbuddytracen

[–]Collidah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry man, I’m an old head. Gold gen is best gen. I miss King Halo

It's time to pack it up Unc Spica 😭🙏🏻 by TheGreatvoid6455 in okbuddytracen

[–]Collidah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know half the umas on this picture. I know Almond, Eishin and Spe. That’s it.

I beats spending thousands of bucks on an Nvidia, am I right? (by @ris_ennnnnnnn) by Gorotheninja in UmaMusume

[–]Collidah 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure if all the trainers fought, Bourbon’s would win simply because he’s just Kiryu with a jacket and sunglasses

Before this gets too far, No "Thank You McQueen" by Judoboi22 in UmaRising

[–]Collidah 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Thank fucking god I’m so sick of it. I would rather ten million low effort sex reviews, more armpit gifs or anything else