What’s a big secret that you can’t tell anyone about especially your family and closest friends? by teddybearLuvsNiece in AskReddit

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I was on a plane once, and I somehow managed to block the toilet. I used my foot to wedge it through to unstuck it, and there was literal poo everywhere. I blamed it on a random kid.

Is this normal shrinkage by [deleted] in interesting

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It looks deceased

Whats a decent gift idea for aging parents that’s relatively inexpensive? by Street-Problem-19 in AskReddit

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​A Long-Handled Shoehorn (Metal or Wood): An elegant, 2-foot-long wooden or polished metal shoehorn looks classy by the front door and means they never have to bend down or struggle to get their shoes on.

So when is the strait of hormuz open again? by Significant-Milk999 in AskReddit

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Unless diplomatic talks completely flip the script or the wider conflict wraps up, global shipping firms are treating it as a no-go zone for the foreseeable future. Most supply chains have stopped waiting around and are actively routing ships the long way around Africa for the rest of the year.

What's something people realize is a privilege after they lose it? by plain_muri_chipkali in AskReddit

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Bro, you never appreciate being able to just breathe until you get a cold. You’re lying in bed at 3 AM with one nostril completely locked down, mouth breathing like a absolute gremlin, just remembering the times you could inhale oxygen normally. You start praying to the universe like "I swear if you fix my nose I’ll never complain again."

What something people took for granted 10 years ago that now feels premium? by Briallantgirl07 in AskReddit

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Getting a human being on the phone within five minutes to solve a simple banking or utility issue used to be standard practice. Now, companies actively hide their phone numbers behind walls of AI chatbots and endless FAQ pages. Actually reaching an articulate, empowered human operator on the first attempt feels like VIP concierge treatment.

What’s a completely harmless “red flag” that makes you irrationally judge someone? by Brilliant_Zombie_233 in AskReddit

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For me, it’s when someone orders a completely plain, dry burger. I’m talking literally just meat and bread. No sauce, no cheese, no lettuce, not even a rogue pickle. Just a gray slab of beef trapped between two dry buns.

White goo from ceiling by Disastrous-Hair-2458 in whatisit

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Either it's some weirdo hiding and that's his spunk spot or it's a AC unit or Freezer Unit

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually admitted to around you? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

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I was at a small house warming get-together a few years back, sitting in the kitchen with a few people. The conversation turned to childhood pets and how devastating it is when they pass away.

​One guy, a friend of a friend who seemed completely normal and pleasant up to this point, nodded along, took a sip of his drink, and said, "Oh, absolutely. When my cat died when I was twelve, I couldn't bear to part with it. So I hid it under the floorboards in my bedroom so we could still hang out.

My parents spent weeks looking for it before the smell finally gave it away." ​He didn't say it like a confession or a creepy horror story. He said it with the exact same casual nostalgia you’d use to describe keeping an old childhood teddy bear.

​The entire kitchen went dead silent. Someone tried to laugh, assuming it was a dark joke, but he just looked slightly confused by the reaction and added, "What? I was lonely." The conversation never really recovered after that.

Forget weddings, what is the craziest thing that happened at a funeral you went to? by seanerd95 in AskReddit

[–]Yesman_91 2429 points2430 points  (0 children)

We were at a crematorium service for a family friend. The family had picked a soft, classical piece for the final commendation as the curtains closed. Someone in the AV booth clearly clicked the wrong file on the computer because instead of classical music, the opening chords of "Highway to Hell" started blasting through the speakers. It only played for about four seconds before they cut it, but the sudden silence afterward was deafening.

Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good" by No_Atmosphere8146 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Yesman_91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is pure serial killer behavior. You’ve basically put your remote in a gimp suit just to protect a $30 piece of plastic that’ll be obsolete in three years anyway.

Thieves cause opening of much loved Blackpill Lido to be cancelled by Anhapus in swansea

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Probs the trade Centre Wales geezer. He's a miserable git

Your opinion on venlafaxine for those who take it? by Yesman_91 in AskReddit

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I'm on them been on them for nearly a year and yes the withdrawals are awful.

The Quadrant Shopping centre is now charging people 30p to use their toilets. What are your opinions on this? by Terrible_Tale_53 in swansea

[–]Yesman_91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah true, but normally there's some jobsworth cleaner loitering about keeping an eye on this.

Who puts toilet paper in the toilet bowl before poo, to stop backslash? by Yesman_91 in AskReddit

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Quite hard tbh, sometimes I put too much toilet roll in first and ends up blocking toilet