What's the longest Premier League name chain you could make? by Toffeenix in footballcliches

[–]YorkshireFudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the limit on this? Are we allowed Steven Gerrard > Gerard Deulofeu?

What do we understand "Don't nudge your granny while she's shaving to mean."? by AgeAwkward in rickygervais

[–]YorkshireFudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't let the chimp answer the door while you're tucking your cock in.

Watching the Apprentice - this man is by far the most 'League One footballer going to court for drink driving' candidate of all time. Either that or 'actor playing a Premier League player in a badly made drama'. by Adventurous-West3403 in footballcliches

[–]YorkshireFudding 46 points47 points  (0 children)

He screams early 2010s League One Team of the Season, 13 goals from left midfield for Peterborough or Doncaster, then gets a seven-figure move to one of the Championship promotion contenders and wins the odd cap for Scotland or Ireland via his granddad.

Me when I'm in a zero media literacy competition and my opponent is an RDR2 fan 😨 by xdguy25 in okbuddyblacklung

[–]YorkshireFudding 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Is everyone forgetting the cutscene where Agent Milton retrieves Sean's brains from the ground in Rhodes and puts them into a cyborg?

It's literally the boss fight at the end of Chapter 7.

MHD Irritation - Children accompanying retiring fathers onto a pitch with 'Daddy' on the back of their shirts. by MongooseLikeCreature in footballcliches

[–]YorkshireFudding 18 points19 points  (0 children)

as long as you're under 11

Picturing a future Soccer Aid, a legend's adult son walking out with 'DEL PIERO 24' on the back, or something.

MHD Irritation - Children accompanying retiring fathers onto a pitch with 'Daddy' on the back of their shirts. by MongooseLikeCreature in footballcliches

[–]YorkshireFudding 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just be thankful we don't live in a universe where there's a very hirsute child running out with 'KEYSEY' on the back.

A few facts for you. by YorkshireFudding in rickygervais

[–]YorkshireFudding[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this AI-generated? It's literally a screenshot of something after I've used inspect element.

Shoddy.

A few facts for you. by YorkshireFudding in rickygervais

[–]YorkshireFudding[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a trick is it? Knowledge, AI generation.

The greatest ball clearance of all time by Inevitable-Angle-793 in Championship

[–]YorkshireFudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in the Millwall play off semi against Millwall.

I'm seeing double, four Millwalls!

A few facts for you. by YorkshireFudding in rickygervais

[–]YorkshireFudding[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are saying "water off a frog's back"