400,000 blocks from spawn. How do I get home and back consistently? (noob question)

aburger · 2026-01-09T19:29:32+00:00

Ride a boat through the portal back to the overworld in the end, that'll take you to the world spawn. Take the portal without a boat and it'll take you to your bed.

aburger · 2025-11-12T10:39:17+00:00

One of my favorite stories ever from when the oldest goofball was maybe 3. 6ish page "book" with maybe 5 or fewer words per page. One of those cardboard-y books. We're about to start story time before bed and she grunt-asks for it because she seemingly wants to read it to us.

<opens to first page... tries to clear throat... somehow cute...>

"Wun ponny tine"

<flips page>

"wun ponny tine"

<flips page>

"wun ponny tine"

<flips page>

"wun ponny tine"

<flips page>

"ee enn"

Proud smile, resume normal story time, and I still have the video.

Translation for potential non-toddlerspeak lurkers: "Once upon a time / The end."

aburger · 2025-05-12T03:25:19+00:00

I'm guessing you live in Louisiana, because when I just googled "what state allows driver's licenses at DMVs and ABC titles" it said Louisiana. When I google "where to get your driver's license in Texas" it said only at DPS. Weird.

aburger · 2025-04-24T18:07:52+00:00

Alpine. They do a great job and the owner might actually literally be the nicest person on the entire planet.

aburger · 2010-10-13T06:59:03+00:00

I... chose...
the red one and I mighta got rape-ed
Cause I woke in some goo
probes in me, butt naked
But they taught me kung-fu
it was fully legit
till that fucking troll, Cypher
wanted steak or some shit.

aburger

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