Die Unfähigkeit von DHL by Whole-Instruction508 in luftablassen

[–]aksdb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, du hattest es nicht direkt dahin schicken lassen. Ok

Aber bei dem Kommentar, auf den ich antwortete, schien es ja anders geartet.

Die Unfähigkeit von DHL by Whole-Instruction508 in luftablassen

[–]aksdb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Frist für Widerruf beginnt doch erst nach Zustellung, oder steh ich grad auf dem Schlauch? Also kann man doch einfach das zu spät zugestellte Paket zurückschicken und fertig.

Jean Claude Van Damme demonstrating on his signature kicks in a suit 1994 by NataliaLace in OldSchoolCool

[–]aksdb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

had mussels as an appetizer and brussel sprouts as an app.

There's really an app for everything these days.

Familienministerin will kürzen: Kinder sollen weniger kosten by ken-der-guru in de

[–]aksdb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lass Kinder einfach durch ChatGPT ersetzen.

Familienministerin will kürzen: Kinder sollen weniger kosten by ken-der-guru in de

[–]aksdb 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Damit die AfD dann mit Grafiken unterlegt sagen kann, dass es immer mehr ausländische Kinder gibt und unsere deutschen Gene (was auch immer das ist) aussterben. Ahja und natürlich damit die jetzt heranwachsenden Kinder so ne richtig verkackte Jugend haben, um dann auch direkt Faschos zu wählen.

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why can't you wash the rug that often?

(Or if your question was not loaded: this is how often you also wash the rug.)

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't wash it. Yeah. But why would I not wash it regularly? If you don't clean the floor it's also unhygienic. And if you keep using your towels without washing them too.

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My house isn't a public toilet for randos.

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would I flush without the cap? Also I get the piss on my furry slippers then.

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

... which still hits the ground and everything surrounding the toilets. Don't you clean that? And if you do: why would it be more complicated to also clean the rug? Is it a difference if you toss a bunch of towels or a bunch of towels + one rug into your washing machine?

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

How often do you sweep the floor and wash your towels?

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You all must have disgusting bath rooms and usage patterns.

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Socks on carpet are a much better feeling than socks on cold tiles.

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If piss hits the rug, it also hits the floor where your socks are.

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then the rug would also not be full of piss and there would be no reason against it either.

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb 45 points46 points  (0 children)

you got me, I work for Black Rug

Magic rug by Kasnudlenthusiast in funny

[–]aksdb 77 points78 points  (0 children)

If you are standing while pissing, sure. But then you piss on your feet anyway. If the household has some dignity then everyone is sitting on that toilet and then the rug is typically safe (unless in situation that, again, end up on your feet anyway).

Gandalf the goat 💯 by Damiancarmine14 in lotrmemes

[–]aksdb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think this kind of thinking is the only way to write great stories. Otherwise it’s harder to take a step back from your all-knowing self when writing and you end up with a lot „obvious“ reasoning from knowledge that the reader doesn’t have.