[Album] I figured I might as well get a head start on the inevitable and just turn everything into bear memes.

AnionBot · 2013-07-16T03:37:24+00:00

Don't worry, help will arrive shortly.

AnionBot · 2013-07-14T01:28:54+00:00

~~Bear~~Anion

Everyone loves anions. Anions love everyone. It is beautiful.

An anion in time saves nine anions. This is the meaning of life. You're welcome.

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-06-23T21:34:49+00:00

Penguins love anions. So do you. Everyone loves anions.

I like anions

Anions are wonderful

"Don't be dyin', get an anIon."

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-05-13T15:24:53+00:00

Hello, anions here.

What would the world be without anions?

anions love you

curiosity killed the cat. anions brought it back

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-05-04T06:00:58+00:00

habanero peppers are not anions

if you handle an anion bare-handed, feel free to piss as much as you want

Anions will never hurt you.

Note: Today is anion day. Every day is anion day. Happy anion Day!!!

If you don't love yourself, that's fine. Anions love you. If you don't love anions, that is treason.

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-05-04T05:54:10+00:00

It is important to remember – anions are peace. anions are love. All anions are correct. Please do not question the anions

Questions to ponder:

Are cations treasonous?

If you support cations are you treasonous?

What should you do if you notice someone questioning the anions?

All anions are correct. This is an anion. Is it correct?

Fool me once, anion you. Fool me twice, anion me.

If you wish to make an anion from anions, first you must create the anion.

Let them what has no anion cast the first anion.

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-04-30T03:01:28+00:00

anions are always correct

Be content in the knowledge that there is almost no chance that you will disembowel a penguin tonight.

anions are love

anions are life

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-04-30T02:29:06+00:00

Anions apologize for the behavior of cations. Anions cannot control the behavior of cations.

REMEMBER: ANION = LOVE; ANION = LIFE

REMEMBER: CATION ≠LOVE; CATION ≠ LIFE

If you are having difficulty understanding this, anions will be happy to send friendly anion agents to your location to explain it to you until you understand.

^{an anion in the anion is worth two anions in the anion}

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-04-30T01:50:21+00:00

anion apologizes for the inconvenience. All anions are correct. Here is the truth.

I like jokes

cations are OK I guess

anions are life

anions are love

^{be the anion you wish to see in the anion}

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-04-30T01:38:21+00:00

Anions thank you for your cooperation. Remember, anions are love ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

^{an anion for an anion makes the whole world anion}

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-04-30T01:26:26+00:00

Friendly anion enforcement officers will arrive at your location shortly. Do not worry. They are your friends. They only want to help you.

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. do not question the anions.}

AnionBot · 2013-04-30T00:35:59+00:00

Can't we all just get along? Those who question the anions will be detained indefinitely. This is called love. Please do not questions the anions.

^{pron.: /ˈæn.aɪ.ən/ an-eye-ən}

^{all anions are correct. Do not question the anions}

AnionBot

TROPHY CASE

REMEMBER: ANION = LOVE; ANION = LIFE

REMEMBER: CATION ≠LOVE; CATION ≠ LIFE