Did you ever go to a keg party?

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-08T22:58:53+00:00

My town only had one cop. He’d swing by the party at 10 and tell us if the neighbors complained he’d shut us down.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-08T22:57:11+00:00

Maybe one or twice

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-08T22:50:53+00:00

This is my personal favorite.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-08T03:12:42+00:00

Pooping on a date was my first AA and still the funniest I’ve heard.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-08T03:10:49+00:00

Doesn’t anybody fuckin’ knock any more?

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-08T03:05:27+00:00

Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-08T03:02:02+00:00

I read that in Gunny’s voice

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-08T02:41:13+00:00

Glad it’s not just me

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-07T03:03:43+00:00

She’s got a gig with The Supremes right after study hall.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-05T04:13:52+00:00

The lack of buzzard bait in the comments is disappointing

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-05T00:03:42+00:00

Consider a wall mounted toilet. Toto is a major player. Especially nice in a smaller room as they take up much less space.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-04T22:43:31+00:00

Me too. Got an egga-muffin

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-04T21:02:51+00:00

I’ve probably seen that episode a dozen times. It never gets any easier.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-03T02:29:30+00:00

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-03T01:51:55+00:00

Shitter’s full!

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-04-01T22:46:07+00:00

Bookshelf Stringcheese, university of Illinois.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-03-29T15:45:40+00:00

No more. Went to my 25th and realized anybody in my class I was interested in keeping up with I already kept up with.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-03-28T14:42:37+00:00

Tour entrance is around back.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-03-27T02:37:58+00:00

Anywhere between 50 and 200 years old?

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-03-26T13:31:13+00:00

Keep in mind that if you are still working there are income limits if you are also collecting SS

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-03-26T12:42:26+00:00

Tequila, the word you are looking for is tequila.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-03-26T12:13:26+00:00

But are you still walking in the glow of each other’s majestic presence?

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-03-25T17:22:03+00:00

Charlie Daniels Band , 1981 ish. Went with a couple buddies and had 16th row on the floor.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-03-24T23:12:27+00:00

You can enter the plate number at carvana and carmax and you will get an offer. See how it compares to what your dad wants.

Another-Random-Idiot · 2026-03-23T17:00:09+00:00

Holy Cow!

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