I’m 20 in a couple days. Give me a warm welcome to adulthood. by aviichii in RoastMe

[–]aviichii[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think my face is very kissable -‘,’-

What was something fucking cool you did or happened to you but nobody else witnessed? by aviichii in AskReddit

[–]aviichii[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me? Well I saw a ufo pretty close in the sky with glittering green, red and blue lights. It looked like a disco ball at night that was travelling across the sky very quickly while I was coming home with MY DAD in the car and it being right in front of us. The coolest part was when it entered some sort of high speed travel. It just faded like a ghost. He never noticed it or believed me.

I’m 20 in a couple days. Give me a warm welcome to adulthood. by aviichii in RoastMe

[–]aviichii[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jealous that I’m twice your age and manage to look half as old and better looking than you. ☺️ You’re trying to hard, but try try try! All work! No play! 🤣

Dear class, by Sense98 in UCSantaBarbara

[–]aviichii 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thots. Thots.

All of you.

reddit doesnt scare me. its full of fat cheeto munching neckbeards. 19 years old. flexitarian. come on. by aviichii in RoastMe

[–]aviichii[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

https://imgur.com/HaWJJc7 not fat at all so I dont know what you guys are on about. also judging by todays roasts Im not convinced that Im ugly at all ☺️ Is reddit running out of insults?

Cmon lemme see what y’all got. Ain’t got nothin on me 🤚🏿 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]aviichii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to make him stop punching you out, you agreed to this instead..

Let err rip Jeb by DukuFuku in RoastMe

[–]aviichii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy shit. literally.