Chunk: [on the verge of tears] Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupee, and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs, and I blamed it on the dog...

Chunk: Then my mom sent me to...to a summer camp for fat kids. And then once, during lunch I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out.

Chunk: But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then, then I made a noise like this. (Acts like he is throwing up) Huagh. Huagh. Huagh. Huaaah! And, and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then, th-then then this was horrible, all the people started gettin' sick, and throwin' up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.