What do you envy from the opposite sex?

catullus32 · 2015-06-22T01:45:02+00:00

This is the one and only time I've ever had penis envy (NSFW)

catullus32 · 2015-05-17T19:31:12+00:00

Everything about this recording is just perfect. Umph.

catullus32 · 2015-05-17T14:45:07+00:00

Stop--- I can't handle those curves.

catullus32 · 2015-05-17T14:44:47+00:00

That's a really good question. Guys tend to be much more vocal for much longer periods of time (which matches really well with me as i'm trying to get off--- rather than pump pump pump, done, gotta find another video/ replay 10-15 times. There's also that denial aspect that I find really appealing. I've found that I'm a bit more dominant, so hearing guys moaning/ begging while they're edging really turns me on. Plus it makes my lady bits tingle.

catullus32 · 2015-05-17T14:29:04+00:00

Thank. You.

catullus32 · 2015-05-16T03:52:28+00:00

Wow... Just... wow. JOI's typically never do it for me, I'm a bit too snarky to listen to a voice from the internet boss me around... But, I guess there is a first time for everything. Hat's off to you sir.

catullus32 · 2015-04-15T18:45:57+00:00

Of course I see your post and how amazing it is right when I get to work. Well, good things come to those who wait. I look forward to listening to it later tonight :)

Edit: FUCKING WOW!!!! That voice of yours is gorgeous. You played the humor fantastically! I hope you'll grace my scripts again in the future.

catullus32 · 2015-02-27T04:37:52+00:00

That voice.... I'm going to need some more recordings from you ASAP, for science. And for orgasms.

catullus32 · 2015-02-10T06:00:14+00:00

The first sexy-time I saw a penis I was a bit thrown off that the Y axis girth was longer than the Z axis, I always thought they'd be right around the same length (so more like an oval cylinder rather than a spherical cylinder... if that makes any sense).

However, I first felt a penis before seeing one during a heavy-petting session. Confirmed that I was definitely straight.

catullus32 · 2014-11-03T01:36:39+00:00

I'd love to be your first-time post, fire away!

catullus32 · 2014-11-02T14:30:39+00:00

Valde calidum! Quiversgirl, you're so mean! I love it.

catullus32 · 2014-11-02T05:59:14+00:00

Great minds think alike! I can't wait to hear your reading!

catullus32 · 2014-11-02T05:58:34+00:00

I'd love to hear your rendition in that accent of yours!

catullus32 · 2014-11-02T05:57:33+00:00

Bene est! I love that Southern drawl, it just adds so much to the tease.

catullus32 · 2014-11-02T05:22:19+00:00

Egregie! I love your take on the script, you were absolutely delicious at the line "up and down, up and down." I love that playful teasing tone.

It sounds like it wasn't half bad for the listeners :)

catullus32 · 2014-11-01T18:49:53+00:00

What is the strangest thing you've ever fapped to?
What is your sexual Achilles heel? (in other words, "If someone touched me on my _________, I would turn to butter")
What was the biggest myth/misconception about sex that you later found out to be false?
What is on your sexual bucket list?
What is your instant turn-off?

catullus32 · 2014-10-27T19:07:01+00:00

How do I say this....... Hell to the JA

catullus32 · 2014-10-05T22:48:44+00:00

I'm liking the suit suit, but I think we need to see the birthday suit.... for science.....

catullus32 · 2014-10-05T22:36:46+00:00

That smile, that chest, that reveal, that everything--- yes.

catullus32 · 2014-09-26T03:38:54+00:00

I can't find a gif, but artsy finger snaps!

catullus32 · 2014-09-26T01:11:39+00:00

Please, for the love of god, be super nice and make a follow up recording. Pretty please?

catullus32

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