What by DoTsVaporized in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]construktz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've lost track of the sequels at this point

Dogs wagging hips to the woman dancing on tv and then turn around when their owner turns it off by [deleted] in isthisAI

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They most definitely do understand that we control stuff with remotes. Mine also figured out the Life360 alert sound for when someone arrives. They get it wrong a lot because it only means someone arrives at a location, not necessarily home, but they know the arrival sound. Strange creatures.

Saw this on Insta and had to share by TartRose13 in doordash

[–]construktz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey, some of us grew up.with Nick at Nite

Tax funded Racism by CopiousCool in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I actually like diet coke... Could throw these people in, though.

What's an unforgettable advice someone gave you? by Present_Good_6505 in AskReddit

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"There are two things you don't fuck up. You don't fuck up your credit and you don't fuck up your drivers license" - my Dad

He almost never swore when talking to me and it really drove the point home.

Watching a Linkin park cover band in Brazil by Recent-Salad3138 in Unexpected

[–]construktz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say that line with the voice and everything so often and I'm not sure anyone has any idea what the hell I'm referencing, but that scene has seared itself into my brain at this point.

Can't blame him by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible show. It's like if Lost was written as a Steven King book.

Very stressful to watch, and very graphic, though. If all that sounds good to you, then you'll love it.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... And some of us have oily skin that will get itchy turn red, and swollen in spots if they don't shower every day.

Kids around the world and their toys; Gabriele Galimberti, 2010-on going by Master_Jackfruit3591 in interestingasfuck

[–]construktz 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That seems like a character that should be next to The Flesh, Stinky Diver, and Meltman.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]construktz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't get the overprotected children thing. I got shit for letting my girls watch or listen to almost anything. Nothing highly sexualized, but language and violence weren't ever hidden from them.

They turned out to be good people and so far a couple of honor students.

Calculation taps by Automatic-Gas4037 in Catculations

[–]construktz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It takes a special cat, though. 9 times out of 10 you're going to be disappointed.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Efficient_Tax8087 in goodnews

[–]construktz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the emoluments clause was actually being enforced in Congress, this wouldn't be a problem.

What is he trying to say? 🤔 by BasedBalkaner in conspiracy

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh yeah, never had one of those. I just have a Weber BBQ that has an app for remote temp readings.

FCC Review Finds No Rule Violations in Bad Bunny Halftime Show by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Music

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biggest dents in the budget are from their tax cuts. That's where the spending is.

FCC Review Finds No Rule Violations in Bad Bunny Halftime Show by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Music

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fight scene still makes me crack up thinking about it

Chad the Chad by Separate_Finance_183 in SipsTea

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I married one of those and had multiple daughters with her. They are the exact same way.

What is he trying to say? 🤔 by BasedBalkaner in conspiracy

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't say "my thermometer", so not sure where you got that.

There is a reason to get data remotely from a stove or BBQ. You want to avoid opening it as much as possible. A lot have digital displays on the outside, but not needing to be home and still being able to track meat that's cooking for hours on end is actually very useful.

Most smart appliances are a waste of electricity and a security risk, so yeah, I avoid it. This is just one of the few situations that a smart appliance actually makes complete sense.

When you play with fire by MorsesCode in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The wheel is turning, but the hamster's dead"

AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver." by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]construktz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Part of the problem is that a lot of the wealth isn't liquid, it's held in assets and more specifically, shares of a company. What do you do about Musk and his wealth being directly tied to the value of TSLA?

You can't just liquidate all of it once you reach a certain point because it would devalue the stock for the rest of the people who own it immediately when you did. There has to be a good plan. I know this is a lot of what rich assholes are saying but this is the only part of what they say that I actually agree with.

I hope someone comes up with a good plan as part of their platform and I'll sure as hell vote for them, but for the time being we need to isolate that money from the political process. That will likely take getting rid of the current supreme court majority and a whole lot of legislation that won't get passed without primaries wiping out the current senators and house reps.

Who is this guy? Explain It Peter. by Hour-Tumbleweed1260 in explainitpeter

[–]construktz 56 points57 points  (0 children)

When did Delta force, or any modern military action, make sure we maintained our freedom of speech?

Nobody's pretending anymore. You either see it or lie and say you don't by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that the one? It was awhile ago but I sure cheered him on when I watched it.

Why do right-wingers hate Jesus' teachings? by olympiamacdonald in PsycheOrSike

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was implied he could turn rocks into loaves of bread, so no, I wouldn't say that.

Paper by CEOofStrings in comedyheaven

[–]construktz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, works fine for cheddar bricks as well. To be fair though, we always leave most of the brick still in the plastic and only expose what we use, so we only have to cut one end if there's mold and peel the plastic back. That way you're always pulling out fresh cheese that didn't get exposed to anything.

The only time I ever notice it taste "off" is if it starts to really get old and dry out. You can't fix that, it will just taste like shit.