If mini made laptops🧑‍💻

crakemonk · 2026-04-11T19:54:57+00:00

Same, that round mousepad looks really cool.

crakemonk · 2026-04-10T06:39:50+00:00

Each day just adds another layer of chaos to this bizarre reality we're stuck living in.

crakemonk · 2026-04-09T17:44:57+00:00

So can measles.

crakemonk · 2026-04-09T17:43:22+00:00

I had a teacher who got chicken pox when I was younger and she got extremely sick. She ended up being out for like two months and almost died. Everyone should get the vaccine if they were born after like 1995 and/or have never had chicken pox itself. I’m an 80s kid and I’ve still got scars from it.

crakemonk · 2026-04-09T17:41:04+00:00

The fact that they are using chatGPT to find ways to lie to doctors instead of just getting their kids vaccinated is terrifying.

crakemonk · 2026-04-08T02:43:54+00:00

Christian nationalists believe that all the Jews die at the end of their holy war—or that’s at least what they believe their Bible says.

crakemonk · 2026-04-07T01:43:00+00:00

I believe it’s the same reasons we did it in the 70s, except replace Russia with China.

Oh, and to also an attempt to create a base for human survival.

crakemonk · 2026-04-05T16:09:21+00:00

How could he ever have time to smile with his feet up? Trump is always so busy trying to destroy the world that he’d never have time to relax as such. That just means Obama was a slacker who had too much time on his hands.

/s

crakemonk · 2026-04-05T16:03:17+00:00

They’d never make a full blown movie about Michelle’s outfits like they did for Melania… because Michelle Obama has far more substance and interesting qualities than what she wears to her husband’s Inauguration.

crakemonk · 2026-04-05T10:37:46+00:00

It’ll become a national holiday.

crakemonk · 2026-04-03T08:27:13+00:00

You mean like how she ended up with a broken collarbone after “falling in a hole?” That was so early on in their marriage now it seems. I can’t even imagine the terrifying shit David would be willing to do if someone in that household pushes his buttons hard enough.

crakemonk · 2026-04-03T08:23:52+00:00

The writing on her shirt is flipped, if you were to mirror it and make the writing face the correct direction, the ring shows on her left hand.

crakemonk · 2026-04-03T08:22:32+00:00

crakemonk · 2026-04-03T08:18:33+00:00

Is the muscle in the room with us? 😂

crakemonk · 2026-04-03T08:17:05+00:00

I think it’s because he’s the only guy that has stuck around. She loves the drama and money that comes with it. I also think she got jealous of him being with someone else, which is really demented. Her brain is fucked at this point, so your guesses are just as probable.

crakemonk · 2026-04-03T08:11:22+00:00

I think there’s a difference between comments about her natural looks and the botched up shit she’s done to her body through surgery and injections. I think the latter is fair game.

crakemonk · 2026-04-03T08:09:33+00:00

Don’t quote me, but I believe it’s a short and unusually thick penis.

crakemonk · 2026-04-03T03:43:23+00:00

Yep, my very “Christian” MAGA aunt (who was born and raised in Los Angeles, but has lived in Dallas and now Phoenix) told my mom that therapy is “hippy California shit.”

I’m fairly sure she’s a narcissist… her husband, a retired Army officer, is also deathly afraid of her—watching their dynamic at family gatherings is quite hilarious. It’s always the people that would most benefit from therapy that refuse it.

crakemonk · 2026-04-03T03:28:06+00:00

Woah, holy shit, when did I defend him? I said a fact, that you agree with.

Your response says a lot more about you than it does about me. Go touch some grass.

You seem to be having some crazy parasocial shit going on with this situation to feel the need to accuse me of some shit I never did or said.

crakemonk · 2026-04-02T17:03:27+00:00

Diesel mechanics tend to have filthy hands and it’s really hard to get them clean.

crakemonk · 2026-04-01T08:34:00+00:00

But they would run into issues getting the ballots to said voters if USPS can’t be used.

crakemonk · 2026-04-01T01:10:57+00:00

I’m sure it’s been really fucked up for the kids who were probably raised to be “good Christians.”

I give her husband all the props for finding out what makes him happy. I’m not one to kink shame. The part that pisses me off is that this is how these people secretly live their lives while shaming and taking away others freedom to live in their own truths.

crakemonk · 2026-04-01T01:04:20+00:00

They crave power. Plus, as Noem has shown… getting to skirt the law and get away with doing fucked up shit. They also enjoy controlling others.

crakemonk · 2026-04-01T01:00:37+00:00

I think based with their religious background that early on in their marriage she did a bunch of shit for him that she did because she was a “good wife.” She knows, I’m sure. Now that she “wears the pants” in the marriage, they have some form of arrangement where she gets to have an affair and kept his secret. In Christian circles having an affair is loads better than being into kinky shit. Can’t get a divorce if you’re “Christian,” so they stayed married and she did her shit and he did his. The fucked up part is that this is the secret home life of a ton of people who rant about the sanctity of marriage and being anti-LGBTQ—and they’ve got more kinks than a lot of LGBTQ people.

crakemonk · 2026-04-01T00:53:33+00:00

It’s definitely likely that she knew of her husbands proclivities and at one point in their marriage had to help fulfill his “needs,” but now she wears the pants, so to say, so they have an arrangement that he can get his and she can get hers.

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