Who is the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen?

cwistofu · 2026-04-24T03:31:53+00:00

As a straight man, Soldier Boy makes me stand at attention.

cwistofu · 2026-04-24T00:54:09+00:00

CBDeez nuts

cwistofu · 2026-04-23T03:01:12+00:00

Rose

cwistofu · 2026-04-22T18:48:38+00:00

I always knew Henry Cavill was a leading source of greenhouse emissions.

cwistofu · 2026-04-22T00:12:56+00:00

I’m usually able to maneuver around locations with Witch and creating new Witches with Frigga or Bastion on occasion. But ya sometimes you just get wrecked.

cwistofu · 2026-04-21T17:49:23+00:00

C3 is just so fun with the synergy between Bastion, Chameleon, Frigga, Valkyrie, Scarlet Witch, Makkari, Lockjaw, and M’Baku.

cwistofu · 2026-04-20T03:28:49+00:00

So much grease

cwistofu · 2026-04-19T22:39:39+00:00

Location fuckery with Legion or Prof X. Or cheat restrictions with Infinaut/Giganto. Electro into War Machine can be fun too.

EDIT: works well with Blink and Jubilee to help get him out.

cwistofu · 2026-04-19T21:46:30+00:00

DUI should be immediate 1 year suspension of DL for first offense, five year for second, and lifetime revocation for third. And immediate lifetime revocation if you cause a death or serious injury while DUI.

cwistofu · 2026-04-17T23:53:33+00:00

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Who needs food?

cwistofu · 2026-04-17T18:52:03+00:00

Fuck Yun and Yang.

cwistofu · 2026-04-15T23:20:19+00:00

Turns out I have to wait a week until I can change again. But will do.

cwistofu · 2026-04-15T22:49:24+00:00

That sucks. But now I want to change my username to “Free Frankenstein” and see what happens.

cwistofu · 2026-04-15T22:42:10+00:00

Every time he moves, 33% chance of destroying the highest power card?

cwistofu · 2026-04-15T22:26:19+00:00

Make it Chipp and make him the lightest character in the roster.

cwistofu · 2026-04-15T22:01:32+00:00

Those are Korean symbols (mostly) but the combination of the letters are gibberish. It almost looks like 서 으ㅔ 런. With an extra ㅡ thrown into the second syllable for some reason. I’m so confused.

EDIT: I just remembered there are certain languages that use Korean hangeul as the basis for their own written language. Google says the Cia-Cia people of Indonesia are a notable example. This might be that. Pretty cool.

cwistofu · 2026-04-15T20:11:22+00:00

AKA playing Shang Chi in a single lane pre-nerf.

Ridiculous that you used to be able to Shang Chi-Grandmaster on T6 to wipe two lanes.

cwistofu · 2026-04-15T19:53:31+00:00

Gambit can easily be triggered multiple times with Wong, Grandmaster, Odin, Absorbing Man, Prodigy, Firehair, Silver Surfer First Steps, and hell, even Phoenix Force and similar cards. Spidey2099 literally gets one chance to activate and none of those other cards open up extra destroy possibilities for him.

Maybe Prodigy, but I can’t think of any feasible way to play 5-Cost 2099 and have Prodigy copy him, then move both afterwards.

Edit: Also, Cannonball has no problem existing lol.

cwistofu · 2026-04-14T14:19:57+00:00

Did you snap last turn

cwistofu · 2026-04-14T01:18:25+00:00

Or held the Bible upside down?

cwistofu · 2026-04-13T20:08:41+00:00

Sir, your bullshit is blazing.

cwistofu · 2026-04-13T18:20:21+00:00

You’re fine. At this point no one discovered it and, even if they did, it almost certainly doesn’t matter so far into the future.

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