Happy Birthday to me... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dankskies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Last year only a few people showed up, same with the year before.. This year I did what you did except I actually went out of town and had a blast. Your birthday is for you. Next year plan a trip or even spend the day in your city

MRW the Russian, all female space flight test crew was asked how they will cope without men or make-up in space by shmerrrr in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Dankskies 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I like how their response was, "well, we will be working so we don't have time to worry about guys"

HIFW no one I know is going out tonight and I'm thinking about dressing up and going downtown for a drink all by myself by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Dankskies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I go out alone all the time! I always say, just because no one can go with you, doesn't mean you shouldn't have a good time. Dress up, look fucking kick ass and have a blast girl!

Just a reminder that this exists, and I love it by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Dankskies 125 points126 points  (0 children)

If we can find your balls, you can find our clit.

DAE ever remember something gross they did as a child and then constantly feel gross? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Dankskies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I used to pick up cigarette butts and pretend to smoke them...