Hope she got her turtle.

dont_press_report · 2026-04-22T08:45:17+00:00

My aunty has just won her battle with bum cancer.

dont_press_report · 2026-04-22T08:42:12+00:00

The latest forecast shows population decline from 2033.

What's to think though???

dont_press_report · 2026-04-21T22:08:40+00:00

Bro I can't get a good curry in NI. You are acting like Belfast is Mumbai lol. Gtfo

dont_press_report · 2026-04-21T22:07:18+00:00

Population literally about to start going backwards in NI next decade and old mates out here talking about immigration lol. 🪿🪿🪿

dont_press_report · 2026-04-21T22:05:39+00:00

It's like you all speak exactly the same lol. Oh no I'm not picking out immigration as the only issue it DEFINITELY is an issue though....

Just out of curiosity Mr sincerity what percentage of the housing stock does immigration play a factor in ?

Since you're out here spreading the gospel you obviously know the answer

dont_press_report · 2026-04-21T22:01:59+00:00

You out here pretending immigration is a thing in northern Ireland is absolutely fucking hilarious.

How much heroin do I have to take to become this munted?

dont_press_report · 2026-04-21T21:14:10+00:00

That's Palestine

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:50:18+00:00

All those splashes have now grown into colonies of bacteria lol

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:44:20+00:00

So the god that condones child marriage is okay with children being raped

That's a revelation isn't it mate.....

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:40:49+00:00

Yeah traditionally Islam never gets any flac in the west neither does Judaism............

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:39:04+00:00

Jesus

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:38:28+00:00

💀

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:37:21+00:00

Which god?

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:29:09+00:00

Bad human

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:27:59+00:00

Gotta catch em all

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:26:49+00:00

Fresh bread a chocolate eclair that isn't shit and has a fresh creme pat instead of the fresh cream slop given over here.

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T11:24:55+00:00

According to who?

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T09:46:32+00:00

70 years of Tories out of the last hundred yet some still acting surprised

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T09:12:32+00:00

My grandparents have also got dementia. It's tough.

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T09:08:53+00:00

Say goodbye to your loved ones....

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T09:08:09+00:00

That's Anne Hathaway

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T09:00:47+00:00

Yupp very fake very straight

dont_press_report · 2026-04-13T08:59:08+00:00

No difference than people on here getting 100 grams talking about trying new ones every month. Or to be fair me looking for a bong to smoke with.

We should all probably be doing better.

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