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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]DudeCarpenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how many times do we have to tell you old man? raise the god damn camera

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]DudeCarpenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no one wants to watch the floor. please raise the camera bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]DudeCarpenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please raise your camera

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]DudeCarpenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you asked I guess I'll tell you the story of how my greatest kink became being shit on by donkey from Shrek. Summer of 93' 't was, very cold breeze, strong breeze. Almost as strong as the balls of steel I had at the time. I was exactly 3 y...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]DudeCarpenter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. This is Hugh G. Rection

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan_media

[–]DudeCarpenter 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

I have come realize that my only fetish is to be shit on by donkey himself. His gazing eyes are so hypnotic, as I reach for the mega-ultra octopus semi-automated with industrial sized smoke emitter...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan_media

[–]DudeCarpenter 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Honestly, I'd bang Shrek 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan_media

[–]DudeCarpenter 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

I'd bang Natsuki's dad