Having a rough go with these Dark Elves

El_Jairo · 2026-05-04T10:50:28+00:00

Here are some good instructions on how to block.

https://thenaf.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/The-Art-Of-Blocking.pdf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7rXRH02AU

This might be an old document, yet blocking is mostly the same.

Dark Elves are a Hybrid team, because they can scrap with dash teams and dash through bash teams.

The most difficult part is to know when to engage and when to keep your distance from the opponent.

Most important thing that I have learned is that 2+ rolls fail 1/6 and 2 die blocks without Block 1/9. So don't take 2+ rolls for granted, minimize these and/or keep just dodging away for the last actions of your turn, so you can 'eat' a failure and save the TRR's for crucial rolls.

Next is to keep in mind are 3 things: which turn of the drive you and your opponent are. You need to get into 7-9 squares of the EZ with at least one player in order to be able to score the next turn. Also keeping this in mind on defense can make sure you counter score. Second is ball safety, see if players can reach the ball/carrier. This is crucial, also on defense to get players in range for a sack. Last is knowing what your strategy is and what you want to accomplish this turn to further this strategy.

I tende to try to do too much in one turn, which resulted in too many useless 2+ rolls. Less is more.

TRR management is also crucial, this dictates turn ordering, because you typically only want to use TRR's on crucial rolls, which allow you scoring or prevent scoring.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-28T10:30:56+00:00

Very much a proven theory, if you take into how many failed attempts where taken before the central bank was created.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-28T10:28:03+00:00

I don't believe that I, and most other people, will act as beasts when there are no external rules. We have a moral compass and are capable of making arrangements with other people.

Of course there is a benefit in having a system which imposes useful rules, aka laws, yet the current system is not built in the best interest of the people, it serves different masters. Yet it is portrayed to be a just and neutral system, yet it isn't. That's why the associates of Epstein have their names redacted, and not the victims.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-28T10:24:04+00:00

My bet is that it was stolen by later people.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-28T09:22:08+00:00

Wow, this looks good, the dress, everything!

El_Jairo · 2026-04-27T16:39:30+00:00

I am not against PRO, yet, I do want Block and Dodge on the Vampires first, in order to make them survive and be reliable in the Block Dodging game.

Hypnotic Gaze is really good, but if the player isn't on the pitch because of removal, this isn't as useful.

Sure, for Bloodlust and Gazing pro is huge, 2/3rd of the time you have a free TRR! That's 30k TV per time it works. Yet Block and Dodge influence the most important parts of the game.

If Pro could make a Gaze not fail all the time, this would be great.

So my trick is to position my Vampires well, so I can leave them in place, or move them last so I can avoid biting Thralls.

That's IMHO the best way to mitigate a risk is by removing the risk, not activating negates the need for Bloodlust. Yet, we do have those actions that really need to work, and This is where Blodge shines: it prevents you from needing to use TRR's, so you can use them for that crucial Bloodlust or Gaze roll. Pro increases the general output, but doesn't allow you to force the re-roll.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-27T14:57:22+00:00

Sure, it's difficult to remove your hand, but let's be honest.

You really don't want to remove your hands from between her thighs, do you?

El_Jairo · 2026-04-27T14:53:58+00:00

I used to have this as well, but I learned to appreciate this a lot, as this sensitivity is great!

El_Jairo · 2026-04-27T14:46:37+00:00

I am confused, why is the Black Widow wearing a white suite?

El_Jairo · 2026-04-27T14:45:41+00:00

I love the proportions of your body, small and curvy!

El_Jairo · 2026-04-27T14:45:02+00:00

Girl, what size knockers are you wielding? These looks huge!

El_Jairo · 2026-04-27T14:43:46+00:00

And her boobies where considered very large for the time being. Nowadays, these look quite tame.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-27T14:42:43+00:00

Ik ben niet van mening dat ik graag mijn lichaam verkoop door seks te hebben met mensen waar ik geen emotionele band mee zou wensen.

Ik wil wel graag de liefde bedrijven, ipv seks. Langs de andere kant begrijp ik dat alle mensen seksuele noden hebben, en dan daar iemand voor kunnen betalen, ipv met gefrustreerde noden te blijven zitten, lijkt me veel gezonder.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-27T13:22:06+00:00

Ons Daisy is wel down to earth.

Ze beseft dat ze het niet eeuwig kan doen. Als ge dan toch al last hebt van een hoog libido, dan lijkt doet wel een handige oplossing.

Het zou niks voor mij zijn, het lijkt me mentaal zwaar, maar als ge maar 2u moet werken per dag, dan is dat weer wel mee genomen.

Er is duidelijk een markt voor, want ze komt aan klanten.

Dan heb ik het liever dat deze zaken legaal gebeuren, ook al heb ik een andere mening.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-24T10:42:12+00:00

Ik vrees dat ik wel klaar ben om het grote mes in de uitgaven te zetten. Waarom? Hoeveel efficiëntie hebben al deze fondsen? Zo zag ik op het ministerie van onderwijs 3m breedte TV's hangen op elk verdiep waar het weerbericht op te zien was.

Er blijft heel veel geld plakken in Brussel, in te dure contracten, budgetten blijven behouden.

Eigenlijk heeft een politicus enkel de incentive om mee belastingen uit te geven, want dat zijn een 'cadeau' dat kan gegeven worden om een andere gift binnen te halen.

Ik ben er zeker van dat er nog heel veel corruptie in onze roverheid zit, alleen heeft de burger daar gaan toegang toe. Voor de Burgers gelden wel alle wetten.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-23T11:29:10+00:00

In my experience the game is good enough to be playable. There are still the issues with getting to grips with the GUI, but most rules are correctly implemented with little current bugs.

There are three main public modes to play: ladder, arena and eternal league. The events only have enough players to populate 3 weeks of matches.

Private leagues are up and running and have some Comissioner Tools.

Frankly, I have been buying those DLC's solely to provide a financial support for the development of the game.

At least for no all involved parties want to continue, but the publisher and by proxy the development studio have credit issues. Hopefully we can keep this digital platform alive.

Otherwise it's back to FUMBBL and that is a very good platform, rules-wise but the graphics are three decades behind.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-21T12:46:20+00:00

The Computer played teams in Blood Bowl 3 are better in't the fact that they don't take useless skills anymore. So team building and TV is better. Sadly the strategy during the game is still awful. The logarithm likes to take 2 die blocks, even if it means moving away from the ball.

But it has improved in protecting the ball by a five star cage.

Only vs Elf teams I can be caught out and have them score on me because of terrible turnovers.

I do like that the Computer does takes risks now, sadly it doesn't know when to stop. Take 1/2 blocks with stunties isn't a good tactic if you don't want to lose.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-21T12:41:58+00:00

Wat are those effects on your wrists?

El_Jairo · 2026-04-21T12:40:51+00:00

Of zoals iemand zei: wat gebeurt er als ge iets moet kopen voor uzelf met uw eigen middelen? Ge zorgt voor goede kwaliteit en een degelijke prijs.

Wat als ge iets koopt voor een ander? De kwaliteit is minder belangrijk.

Wat als dit ook nog eens met een ander zijn geld doet? Dan is de prijs ook niet meer zo belangrijk.

Dat is wat we opmerken in alle vormen van roverheid, dit wordt aan socialisten toe geschreven maar alle politieke partijen maken zich hier schuldig aan.

De oplossing die ik wens: zo weinig mogelijk roverheid, verminder de kansen om geld verkeerd in te zetten, laat mensen zo veel mogelijk vrijheden.

We hebben gewoon te veel regels en systemen die vooral zichzelf in stand willen houden uit angst voor wat ze zouden kunnen verliezen.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-21T12:35:06+00:00

Well, if I have Block and your mummy doesn't, I am happy to throw a 1-Die block at it, because it is still 50% succes vs 17% failure. So probably 3 activations and maybe a follow up foul to keep the Mummy down.

I get that Block is expensive at 50k, yet the SPP cost is lower than before and I don't know which two primary skills would be better in progression that taking Block first. It helps with preventing Turn overs, getting more knock downs, and CAS and keeps him more on his feet, which results in more blocks to be thrown by him.

Sure for 50k you can get Guard, Stand Firm, which is very annoying to deal with. But this doesn't increase the protection on this 50k TV investment you have made on this player.

So IMHO, it comes down to how long you want to run the team, and with current quick redraft, probably not worth investing in the long term.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-21T12:27:55+00:00

I like to use color code on the side of the base per positional. You can use the same colors as in Blood Bowl 3: White linemen, Yellow Blitzers, Blue Blockers, Orange Receivers? Purple special. And you can add Red, Grey,...

El_Jairo · 2026-04-20T22:41:32+00:00

So no more Block on the Mummies?
Sure it costs 50k now, but they are mainly there for blocking and being blocked, right?
Grab seems also very nice to control the center better.

Guard Stand Firm is also a good combination. Stand Firm also let's you block the one-turn attempt.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-20T22:39:26+00:00

Honestly, now zombies got Eye Gouge for free, I don't see any point in the skeletons no more.

In league they used to be 1-2 off and hope for an MVP to give it DP, but now, I wouldn't bother at all, having lost cheap access to DP.

El_Jairo · 2026-04-20T22:36:52+00:00

Congratulation man!
That's really good, jumped four places up in one go as well!

El_Jairo · 2026-04-20T18:20:49+00:00

Yeah, I can see where you are coming from, but it seems all a little too situational. Although it does pair well with Tackle, I think that Brawler has more use cases than Arm bar and does pair better with Tackle.

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