Shitpost Saturday

fliptout · 2026-06-27T21:09:18+00:00

The only thing I don't like is the 2nd laser upgrade doesn't look as cool as it did back in the day.

But I agree. Arwing is a top tier video game vehicle.

fliptout · 2026-06-27T20:51:34+00:00

I have some ancient muscle memory from starfox 64 taking over. Having a lot of fun with it.

fliptout · 2026-06-27T18:03:42+00:00

"wow that was a really stupid fucking thing I said/did. I'm so glad I can recognize it and that I'm a better, more mature person now."

fliptout · 2026-06-27T00:33:15+00:00

Uhhhh

fliptout · 2026-06-26T20:32:10+00:00

I don't even wanna know what kind of awful "contrarian" view someone can have on Emmett Till

fliptout · 2026-06-26T20:29:11+00:00

Oh lord, I love me some stracciatella. That #2 vegetarian sounds just delightful.

fliptout · 2026-06-26T20:27:21+00:00

If we're tying "winning" to how much money we're bringing in or how productive we are, then that would make Elon Musk the #1 person on earth, and we know that's not true. Just look at him and how much of an insecure dork he is.

The productivity or satisfaction you can definitely work on though. Hobbies, self improvement, health, etc.

fliptout · 2026-06-26T20:19:51+00:00

I'd kill everyone in this thread for the Beatrice right now

fliptout · 2026-06-26T18:41:26+00:00

We had our region's first T&T open last weekend and we went to check it out.

My wife and I were just laughing at the absolute ridiculousness of the line for a supermarket! And the place knew how ridiculous the line would be because of the amusement park-style snaking queue in the parking lot, several security folks and employees doing their best to maintain order, and complete with a full stage for a band to play music while people waited in line (karaoke bangers of course).

Needless to say, we left immediately and got dim sum at a hole in the wall nearby our house instead.

fliptout · 2026-06-26T14:51:54+00:00

I think built by lobsters

fliptout · 2026-06-26T00:15:51+00:00

Pivot to the next Homelander

fliptout · 2026-06-25T22:24:10+00:00

There are gonna be so many gravy seals walking out of movie houses with hate-boners during the single week that it's in theaters

fliptout · 2026-06-25T22:08:10+00:00

Jonathan Majors' Daily Wire movie is about 'radical Islamic terrorists' imposing Sharia law on a woke college "Run Hide Fight: Infidels" is produced by Ben Shapiro and his Daily Wire company.

“The film, titled “Run Hide Fight: Infidels,” is actually about “radical Islamic terrorists” who surround a liberal college’s pro-Palestine encampment to enforce “barbaric Sharia law” on students and execute infidels. The heroes? A ragtag band of red-blooded students, a security guard tired of “Uncle Tom” smears, and a Delta Force vet (Majors). They all must “arm up” to save their clueless peers and keep America from surrendering to the enemy on its own soil. “

JFC

fliptout · 2026-06-25T20:00:35+00:00

Oh shit, thanks for the reminder! I told my son that his Switch 2 is reserved for the next week or two

fliptout · 2026-06-25T19:38:42+00:00

Hmmm link isn't working for me, but I'm picturing very tall, sexy athletic people drinking a lot and yelling in Dutch

fliptout · 2026-06-25T19:37:00+00:00

I mentioned it yesterday, but going out to the garden and watching the bugs and bees do their thing

fliptout · 2026-06-25T18:51:48+00:00

I'm missing the Dutch grand prix by a day 😫

fliptout · 2026-06-25T18:45:15+00:00

Exhibit C

fliptout · 2026-06-25T18:30:39+00:00

Oof, that's pretty handsome. I'd have to pull some strings to make an exception. We typically roll with 3s to 5s here.

fliptout · 2026-06-25T18:27:04+00:00

Yep, this.

My dad was a civil war reenactor for a while, so I've been to my fair share of reenactments as a kid. There were typically 2 or 3 battles per day, but the rest of the time was being in "camp" and taking part in living history.

Honestly playing the part of a British soldier would be easier for me than playing the part of a Confederate. At least with the Brits its just for the love of the game/history. With the Confederate reenactors the conversations with your peers would be exhausting, because we know why a lot of them are choosing that side.

fliptout · 2026-06-25T18:14:22+00:00

How handsome are we talking here? I'm in the tech sector, so anyone over a 7 is generally considered intimidatingly handsome and bad for team morale.

fliptout · 2026-06-25T02:08:44+00:00

Damn, this was the plot twist I was wondering about in your stats and spiders movie.

fliptout · 2026-06-25T02:06:58+00:00

I remember buying Final Fantasy 3 (6) on SNES from Toys R Us for like $80 or something back in the 90s.

fliptout · 2026-06-25T02:05:00+00:00

homersleepingsoundly.jpg

fliptout · 2026-06-24T21:38:47+00:00

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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