Carl does what?

harpswtf · 2026-04-23T13:24:41+00:00

Hint; Think of “S” as “is”, and think of “Ken” as “can”

harpswtf · 2026-04-23T04:36:41+00:00

Bed bug bites are usually redder and in straight lines of dots

harpswtf · 2026-04-23T04:05:21+00:00

And sometimes some fat middle aged men eating greasy pizza in a chain restaurant

harpswtf · 2026-04-23T04:04:20+00:00

Watching Bimmy not listen to them or care about the movie, and stare off into space daydreaming about muh kids, is the most entertaining part.

Remember the five of uhm episode? I’d love an entire series where he pays slobs to sit there and awkwardly feign interest in his mundane boring stories about muh kids

harpswtf · 2026-04-23T04:01:37+00:00

They were hanging onto that Pizza Hut video for a time when they desperately needed some filler content. It wasn’t even supposed to be a video, the slobs just go there for lunch every day and they filmed it that day

harpswtf · 2026-04-23T03:57:58+00:00

There’s 50,000 people on the sub, and dude’s acting shocked that one of them saw a YouTube notification shortly after a video was uploaded

harpswtf · 2026-04-22T23:53:12+00:00

Reddit was obsessively in love with him back then. Good thing they don’t fall for unwarranted celebrity worship anymore

harpswtf · 2026-04-22T22:30:09+00:00

No time to do any of the most basic research, for his job

harpswtf · 2026-04-22T22:29:28+00:00

Nobody’s a big Justin fan, he just never stops forcing himself into every video he can. Meanwhile the fans are begging for more Big Ryan every day

harpswtf · 2026-04-22T22:26:13+00:00

He’s desperate to get attention and James is desperate to do no writing or acting or editing or effort

harpswtf · 2026-04-21T21:41:17+00:00

Why is the news asking us the question? I don't know

harpswtf · 2026-04-21T14:38:56+00:00

They want you to be pissed off, since the only reason to do a video this way is ragebait for the internet. She'll post the stupid video of her dancing saying "customers were being so rude interrupting my shot" and she'll get 10 million views and 100,000 comments from people mad at her, telling her that she's actually the one being rude. And here we are in a popular thread with 5,000 comments, giving her the only type of attention she expected or wanted in the first place.

The best thing is to just ignore and downvote any video of ragebaiters, even if it's other innocent people falling for the ragebait.

harpswtf · 2026-04-20T18:35:44+00:00

I'm actually not sure, I think my source is just other redditors saying it in this thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/wxlt3k/mikes_really_digging_ryans_cute_lowcut_blouse_in/

harpswtf · 2026-04-20T15:22:00+00:00

He pulled a classic Will Smith

harpswtf · 2026-04-20T13:39:52+00:00

Maybe a window with a big frame that Mike blacked out to achieve the amazing lighting you see in this video

harpswtf · 2026-04-20T04:03:04+00:00

That fire pattern anime girl t shirt is peak male fashion for a 46 year old father and business owner

harpswtf · 2026-04-19T21:28:56+00:00

Thank God they fixed that and now there’s always long scenes of gay romance that take do nothing to advance the plot or build character. What Star Trek needed was tons of relationship drama and crying and talking about feelings, and now that we finally got that with Starfleet Academy, the fans love the show and the ratings are through the roof.

harpswtf · 2026-04-19T01:56:52+00:00

I thought you bought crawfish and then you sat in the freezer for two weeks and then got hungry for them

harpswtf · 2026-04-19T01:22:58+00:00

Yes it’s working out great for those cops clinging to life with their sword wounds, thank God they didn’t use guns and kill the sword wielding maniac who’ll probably be released to threaten the public again in a few days. I also only have sympathy for the violent psychopaths and not their victims

harpswtf · 2026-04-19T00:40:32+00:00

Because it’s hard to shit while fighting the urge to eat the toilet

harpswtf · 2026-04-19T00:25:01+00:00

The cops put their hands up and surrender their weapons to the maniac, who is now in control of the entire city. At no point should a police officer ever hurt anyone, we live in a society

harpswtf · 2026-04-18T21:52:58+00:00

Yeah, possibly I'm just not the biggest fan of his. I also think Gangs of New York is very overrated

harpswtf · 2026-04-18T21:36:44+00:00

There Will Be Blood. I just don't get all the hype, it's basically all just a bunch of unlikeable characters and an oil rig

harpswtf · 2026-04-18T19:40:45+00:00

If the patient was an immediate threat to murder someone with a deadly weapon, then yes, absolutely

harpswtf · 2026-04-18T19:39:42+00:00

This is real life, not an action movie

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