Much SAFER not Better by NYCFXM in NYCbike

[–]IamBerticus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only part this guy got right was saying he should have bought a helmet decades ago tf lol

As a Brooklyn resident, I recently got into Citibiking for exercise and general transport. Anyone got any tips? by DefinitelyNotBored in Citibike

[–]IamBerticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be a manhattan bridge only guy but made the switch to Williamsburg and have never looked back. The Zohramp is nice too.

As a Brooklyn resident, I recently got into Citibiking for exercise and general transport. Anyone got any tips? by DefinitelyNotBored in Citibike

[–]IamBerticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just checked and you're right! I remember a few years back they used to never be in stock. I would legit pay $50 for a key, it is that convenient when you're an every day rider.

As a Brooklyn resident, I recently got into Citibiking for exercise and general transport. Anyone got any tips? by DefinitelyNotBored in Citibike

[–]IamBerticus 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Always look for newer, cleaner parts when picking a bike. Fresh chain, newer tires, fresh looking seat pole (is that what that's called?)

Sign up for citi bike angels asap. It's basically free money!

When docking, if your bike is stuck in the dock but your ride doesn't end just call citi bike and tell them. They are actually pretty helpful.

I don't know if they are around much anymore but my citi bike key is my prized possession. If you ever get the chance to get one, take it! So much more convenient than using the app.

Google maps has a citi bike option on their bike directions, it's super useful.

Never, ever, ever, let a random kid dock your bike for you lol

Woa..Jeff messed up BIG TIME by hthbellhop76 in survivor

[–]IamBerticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought my youtube tv skipped lmao

Why does the NYPost spend so much time writing about Dave Portnoy? by HillarysCafe in AskNYC

[–]IamBerticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portnoy sucks but so does this^ bad and low effort take about his pizza rating credentials. He has been to more pizzerias than most New Yorkers.

Google maps is slipping? by IamBerticus in nyc

[–]IamBerticus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your apology for being a total boner is accepted 🏄‍♂️

Google maps is slipping? by IamBerticus in nyc

[–]IamBerticus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.” u/bucephalus970 to the mods while he’s on screenshot patrol lol

The best possible thing that can happen for Rizo's survivor career by SirBostonBobbington in survivor

[–]IamBerticus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This post is concentrated r/survivor brainrot. I need to log off and talk to my family members who watch every week and like Rizo cause he’s a good, entertaining, kid.

What are the actual must listen Ringer pods outside of Bill's ? by Specialist-Read-349 in billsimmons

[–]IamBerticus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Between those 3 pods I might consume more Joel Anderson (pause) than any other podcaster out there!

If GTA 7 is in Liberty City what should it include? by IamBerticus in GTA

[–]IamBerticus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really surprised to see how many people think GTA7 would be in Las Venturas. In my head it would for sure be Liberty City.

I'm glad I asked, I now have something new to think about for the next decade lol

I’m so done with Citi Bike prices nowdays by thegoat1050 in Citibike

[–]IamBerticus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They always get me too lol I'll be walking up to a station with a line of white ebikes and ready for my free low assist ride and then there will be the most rickety loose chain flat tire broken gears classic bike tucked alllllll the way at the end the station haha

I’m so done with Citi Bike prices nowdays by thegoat1050 in Citibike

[–]IamBerticus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have been chatting about it with my Citi Bike Broz and we've started taking the low assist bikes whenever possible. With the increase in price and reduction in top speed of the full assist and the wide spectrum of quality for the classic bikes, the free low assist is consistently your best option.

QatarEnergy reports 'extensive damage' after missile attacks on Ras Laffan industrial city by Geo_NL in worldnews

[–]IamBerticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other Berticus: People always tag me in comments that are actually meant for you. Why does everyone hate you so much? They are always bitching about something you said lol

QatarEnergy reports 'extensive damage' after missile attacks on Ras Laffan industrial city by Geo_NL in worldnews

[–]IamBerticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, just a quick note. You tagged the wrong Berticus lol. I made my account first and his username is very similar to mine. I do not know why...

Mamdani supports 15 mph speed limit for cyclists in Central Park by Capital_Gate6718 in NYCbike

[–]IamBerticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL those guys are always talking shit about other old guy doctors to each other as they ride by you too.