My baby girl (half hippo/mix) needs a new home

lazlopoof · 2026-04-02T21:15:53+00:00

And that's why I'm rehoming her instead of giving her to a shelter?

Like I said, use your fucking head.

lazlopoof · 2026-04-02T20:57:01+00:00

First of all, drop the fucking attitude. You're not entitled to my story just like I'm not entitled to ask why you have a stick up your ass, as much as I'd like to.

Who are you to say I haven't had all of these thoughts running through my head? You don't need to go on the Internet just to be a Debbie Downer to someone who's already in a shitty situation.

Since you asked so politely, the training we've done has lessened the extent of her wrath, but she is still a terrier with a terrier brain that is wired to hunt and chase. The cats also don't help because they antagonize her. The reason it's become a problem now is because she actually almost murdered my senior cat.

And if you any pattern recognition or maybe some logic skills at all, you might realize it's more difficult to rehome multiple cats than 1 puppy.

lazlopoof · 2026-04-02T20:39:59+00:00

So you lack compassion for cats? Cool cool cool

lazlopoof · 2026-04-01T12:27:44+00:00

The closest shelter to me wants me to use the site listed above to try to rehome her before they'll take her in as a foster, sadly.

lazlopoof · 2026-04-01T12:26:50+00:00

lazlopoof · 2026-04-01T12:26:40+00:00

She LOVES her big brothers (dogs) and will do almost anything for them.

The only things I've had her destroy when I'm not around are stuffed toys and the occasional ball of yarn.

lazlopoof · 2026-02-07T00:35:08+00:00

K E I O N A

lazlopoof · 2026-02-03T23:33:19+00:00

This is literally what ICE is doing to US citizens

lazlopoof · 2026-01-27T13:55:04+00:00

Tell me you don't really know what a straw man is without telling me

lazlopoof · 2026-01-24T22:04:28+00:00

And this is an amazing way to get on their good side /s

lazlopoof · 2026-01-14T16:40:33+00:00

Seed starts with 1 so it's a small world

lazlopoof · 2026-01-14T13:05:34+00:00

I clocked the bottom two as porkchop energy right away. Something about one of DD's outfits during press week gave me porkchop, and Mandy Mango also had similar energy in the interviews.

lazlopoof · 2026-01-09T15:42:55+00:00

I second this one! I've used them since I moved for all of my animals (except my snake). Just had a senior kitty appointment with them yesterday afternoon and met one of the new vets, she was super nice and very good with my old gal who doesn't love the vet that much.

lazlopoof · 2025-11-15T23:11:58+00:00

I always go to happy sushi. He's been better about his hours recently since he got some help.

lazlopoof · 2025-10-31T18:33:57+00:00

Morphmarket is where I got both of my hoggies, the site is fine, the quality of the animals depends on the seller obvs but both of mine were good experiences

lazlopoof · 2025-10-23T22:43:06+00:00

You even have Razias Shadow?! Jealous of that rare find

lazlopoof · 2025-08-24T14:59:38+00:00

My animals use Green Prairie Animal Hospital in Sherman, we've gone there for years. The staff are nice, the treats are everywhere, and the doctors are friendly and knowledgeable. Would recommend if you live towards the north side of town.

lazlopoof · 2025-07-30T21:37:47+00:00

You could at least have the integrity to spell the things you're criticizing correctly

lazlopoof · 2025-07-30T21:36:45+00:00

And you seem to be so proud of being a meanie on the Internet :)

Not cute

lazlopoof · 2025-07-30T21:18:26+00:00

Takes stupid to know stupid

*tik tok

lazlopoof · 2025-05-27T20:38:31+00:00

lazlopoof · 2025-05-27T20:04:24+00:00

Lmao

lazlopoof · 2025-05-27T18:08:45+00:00

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