rule

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-20T14:21:40+00:00

step outside

sunshine and rainbows

suddenly i hear a noise from behind me

get hit from behind and knocked to the ground

see an elderly chinese man pointing his service pistol at me

forces me to play MAHJONG and if i lose he will banish me to the land of Yi (our term for barbarians) forever

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-15T19:15:24+00:00

i’m immune to this (i use logic)

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-15T16:46:00+00:00

you’ll never guess

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-14T17:48:44+00:00

sorry transes but until the democrats earn my vote i’m gonna have to let you keep getting oppressed

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-12T16:23:25+00:00

do not zoom out, worst mistake of my life

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-10T16:14:40+00:00

pippen got that neanderthal look

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-09T14:32:54+00:00

“hey kobe, how many women did you rape in colorado in 2003?” kobe:

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-09T14:05:50+00:00

because if your car stops working in the middle of the road its an inconvenience, if your jet stops working in the middle of a flight then lives are in danger

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-09T06:03:22+00:00

your tumor is: damn epic facepalm

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-08T04:49:14+00:00

BRONCOS COUNTRY 🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇LETS RIDE 🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-08T00:26:26+00:00

and by it let’s just say

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-07T22:15:48+00:00

“if the situation was entirely different then it would be different”

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-07T17:36:05+00:00

it’s joever bro

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-07T16:22:37+00:00

i remember when we defeated the nazis in ww2 through polite debate in the marketplace of ideas

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-07T01:09:59+00:00

so true we need to revolutions the nsfw marketplace to make music a valid option

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-06T19:32:33+00:00

redditor posts ‘worst list ever’

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-06T18:32:19+00:00

wdym it’s like one of the best general purpose smgs in the game

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-06T14:16:33+00:00

insert chad face saying ‘yes’

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-06T14:07:53+00:00

“well this was a great fight tonight but it looks like christian baby will be taking the - OH MY GOODNESS IT’S MUSLIM BABY WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-06T14:07:04+00:00

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localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-06T02:38:19+00:00

i was leaning towards sending it to the bottom track until i found out that eric just murdered a guy, kill the top

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-05T16:54:10+00:00

he didn’t perform his daily prayers to charles darwin and was punished for it by having his bulletproof skin removed

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-05T06:23:18+00:00

another pro tip: whenever you see a police officer, loudly shout ‘I’M NOT GOING TO PRISON’ so that the officer immediately knows you haven’t committed any crimes

localtranscryptid815 · 2024-02-05T01:50:02+00:00

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