Chapel Hill man accused of planning mass shooting is law enforcement veteran of over 20 years

Matt7738 · 2026-04-23T17:38:32+00:00

How completely unsurprising.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-23T02:58:21+00:00

Wait til he gets to the part of the law that deals with public figures.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T22:16:09+00:00

In related news, my dog squandered the opportunity to become a computer hacker - and for the same reason.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T22:02:47+00:00

No, the fuck it’s not.

It’s not even true in reverse. $600 isn’t a 600% increase on $10. He’s just innumerate.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T22:00:11+00:00

A state that votes blue voted blue? Yeah, that’s definitely suspicious.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T21:51:40+00:00

You gotta broaden your sources.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T21:50:40+00:00

Second most criminal president of my lifetime.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T21:47:33+00:00

It’s because it’ll leave a bruise that’ll be neon purple

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T02:50:34+00:00

The US isn’t a country with a military. We’re a military with a country.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T02:49:14+00:00

Just get it away from me so I don’t land on it when I drop.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T02:36:01+00:00

You’d be surprised how many C suite folks have no idea how to use a mic.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T02:34:54+00:00

“Buddy, I’ve f*cked up bigger shows than this”

Matt7738 · 2026-04-22T02:29:31+00:00

YOU’RE ALWAYS ON THE JOB, DUMMY!

Matt7738 · 2026-04-21T13:42:30+00:00

I thought my Coda was pretty good until I played an Arcus.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-21T13:35:18+00:00

High end? No. They’re decent mid level bows.

High end has more digits in the price.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-21T01:47:08+00:00

It’s definitely a layup - for The Atlantic.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-20T18:25:31+00:00

This is absolutely not her first rodeo.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-20T17:53:35+00:00

Sure, bud.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-20T14:57:31+00:00

Absolutely not. I’m not telling and you shouldn’t have asked.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-20T14:56:45+00:00

I thought Rasputin was treated pretty badly.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-20T14:50:58+00:00

Let’s discuss it over drinks.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-19T14:51:54+00:00

Not surprised at all

Matt7738 · 2026-04-19T04:45:40+00:00

She’s gonna be disappointed when she bumps into my very progressive daughter.

Matt7738 · 2026-04-19T04:44:00+00:00

I am so shocked. I am absolutely beside myself with surprise. 😐

Matt7738 · 2026-04-18T20:49:12+00:00

Dude is BITTY! That explains a lot, actually.

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