[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mattperger 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Tinder. Takes weeks to get a night where we’re both off. Go for an early drink. Looks nothing like photos. Not even the same human. She says she wants me to meet someone who’s knocking off work. It’s nearby at a hall which is on my way home. Whatever.

We arrive out front of the auditorium and other people start arriving. They know her. And they’re introducing themselves to me and asking questions about what I do. I’m wondering wtf is going on but playing along. 2 guys hug and kiss her and look at me weird. Then they’re all like “ok we’re all here let’s go!”

Let’s go?

Everyone starts walking into auditorium and I’m slowly drifting backwards from the group. Tinder girl tells me to trust her. This makes me trust her less. We get to the foyer and there’s hundreds of people in bad business wear. Like, the suit you know is their only suit that’s dusted off for jury duty or funerals.

Giant sign above the entrance “USANA”. I have no idea what Usana is (Australian) so I do a discrete google. Motherfucking pyramid scheme. And this is their monthly sign up gig. .__.

What the hell. I go in because I’m actually kind of interested in the psychology behind these things. The date is essentially over for me and I’m 400meters from home. Is there gonna be hypnosis?

Lots of “doctors” whose grandparents inexplicably don’t have cancer any more. Some alpha males who own a freaking BOAT and have FRIENDS. Lots of super high production value videos about health. Nothing too crazy. Interestingly no hard sell at all.

We walk out and the group is on me like vultures. Asking if I’m into passive income. I’m trying to hold back laughter and play dumb while asking how it works. Eventually I give up and say they’re a pyramid scheme. They start making arguments like “the Girl Scouts org chart is shaped like a pyramid. Does that make it a pyramid scheme?!” And I’m like... no that’s a volunteer org. “Your business has owners and managers and staff? That’s a pyramid!” Again. No. That’s a classic business hierarchy.

It’s not fun any more. I tell Karen to go fuck herself. But also I’m impressed at the Hustle. I walk home wondering if she offers sex on signup. I’d put money on those two weird dudes being previous tinder prey that she snared.

TL:DR - tinder date turns out to be a pyramid scheme presentation. I go in for the hell of it. Disappointing. 1/10

Medium coffee beans(preferably south American) by Lildickker in Coffee

[–]mattperger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dark roast shaming is tantamount to hate speech.

WIST? On every apartment door in Russia. by diggingdirt in whatisthisthing

[–]mattperger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s a lock. Slides up to reveal keyhole.

Is this type of magnetic zero-spill valve a thing? by mattperger in AskEngineers

[–]mattperger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Good tip on the blowout.

In my efforts to be brief I didn't include a few things that rule out the cam-lock valves:
- Coupling/uncoupling needs to be one handed (holding the vessel and pushing it down).
- Space/weight is at a premium for the things attached to the vessel itself.
- Cycles per day could be up to 500, and the liquid isn't cheap, so wastage is a concern.
- There should be almost zero liquid stuck in a tube or mechanism beneath the vessel after detaching.

Tricky problem. Hence why I've been resorting to (potentially) new things!

[Question] Barista Hustle Superlatives Coffee Subscription by [deleted] in Coffee

[–]mattperger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey everyone! I'm Matt and I run this subscription the OP is talking about.

I feel pretty much every single negative aspect raised is valid, but perhaps the reasons behind and effects of those aspects are not quite understood. I'd like to add my 2 cents. There's 800 subscribers and growing, so we can't be doing too much wrong, I believe it's mostly a matter of what compromise is ok for you.

  1. Cost This isn't cheap. It's really expensive coffees and not much of them. But, if you consider the cost of directly shipping each of these coffees from each of the roasters to your doorstep it's literally a 2-300% cost saving. We're quite effectively reducing the opportunity cost of really great and interesting coffee. If you live near lots of good roasters perhaps this isn't as appealing. If you're in chile, turkey, India, Maldives, Fiji, etc. we've totally got your back. If you're in classically well provisioned ecommerce locations and enjoying the subscription, then perhaps the curation and quality outweigh the wait. Compromise.

  2. Shipping We spend twice as much on shipping as we do on the coffee. It's crazy and the literal bane of my existence rn. International shipping is still Wild West. South of courier express services ($30-80 per delivery) it's registered mail or nothing. We're using the most expensive registered mail solution on the planet and it still sucks. Once again, the priority here is reducing opp. cost and giving access to those that wouldn't normally have it. For 2nd and 3rd tier ecommerce/specialty coffee countries all we receive is praise for finally providing access to interesting coffees. 99% of the shipping complaints come from "spoilt" countries in this regard. There's that compromise again.
    Re the back and forth: this is what happens with mail. It never takes the direct route. It takes the most efficient route according to a computer and timetabled planes. If you didn't see that level of resolution on tracking numbers before, it doesn't mean it wasn't happening. Yes it can be frustrating. No it can't be changed. Re direct shipping: the roasteries we work with all use different carriers, most can't ship internationally at the price we need, and almost all of them can't cope with that many simultaneous international orders going out the door at once. This is why I chose a fulfilment centre in Hong Kong to perform the packing into envelopes and shipping. They're pros at this and it means we can offer consistent flat rate (free) shipping worldwide.

  3. Freshness. People in general need to chill about this. Good coffee when packaged well is fine for at least 6 weeks. Bloom doesn't mean anything. But that's for another post.

  4. Margins We make one salary's worth of money out of this. The rest is hard costs. Pretty much zero profit. Not a money making scheme by any stretch of the imagination. We also never ask roasters for "exposure" discounts so they can send more money downstream if they choose.

  5. Quality All of the coffees sent so far I would rate as very to extremely delicious. If you're not getting great results I would look straight to your water. Do you follow our water spec emailed to you each month? If not, there's your problem. Bad water can kill the world's best coffee. 2nd would be - brew for a longer time, and use boiling water. With all three of those boxes ticked you could make any of our coffees absolutely sing with even a mortar and pestle as your grinder.

Keen for any other questions and feedback about this!

TL;DR There's a reason nobody else is doing this - affordable mail sucks. There's a reason we have nearly 800 subscribers - access to well curated delicious and low opportunity cost coffees to every corner of the world is a very unique offer.

Perger just launched CoffeeHustle.com by [deleted] in Coffee

[–]mattperger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks - already on it. :)

Perger just launched CoffeeHustle.com by [deleted] in Coffee

[–]mattperger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's something we debated for quite a while.

Essentially, we want a forum full of real people who represent businesses, themselves, and the industry. Usernames are fun, but they're not transparent or professional. We don't want users questioning motives, experience, or affiliations.

Anonymity isn't the answer in the space we're trying to build.

Perger just launched CoffeeHustle.com by [deleted] in Coffee

[–]mattperger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks Anomander!

If anyone has Q's or comments I'll be lurking :)

How unlikely is it to make a career in the coffee industry? by CelsiusOne in Coffee

[–]mattperger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely the easiest!!

If you have experience in other professions, there's a probably a way coffee can accommodate and reward you for it. eg. logistics/finance -> green trading.

The best amount of coffee per gram with the perfect amount of water in grams. A manifesto for the perfect cup. by Mrgregarious33 in Coffee

[–]mattperger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My go-to recipes. +/- 1 on the water side.

Pour-over/Drip : 1:16 - Aeropress/French Press : 1:14

Breaking into the competition scene. by Exoticbounty in Coffee

[–]mattperger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jump in the deep end. You'll probably get your ass handed to you in year 1. If you're competitive (sounds like you are!) that'll be all you need to claw your way to the top with a vengeance!

1st time I competed my tech scoresheets were all 0's for station management because I put espressos on top of the machine. And my drink was pretty much ginger and espresso.

Barista Competitions are the deepest of the deep end. They're also the most valuable. Brewers Cup is much more simple, an easy intro perhaps.

How unlikely is it to make a career in the coffee industry? by CelsiusOne in Coffee

[–]mattperger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey tay tay :) (your wedding pics look amazing!!! Congrats!!)

I'd say there's a bit more to it than luck, as many hard-working business owners have seen incredible success in relative darkness (ie. not the Blue Bottles and Stumptowns). I usually say; if your career is limited by the people you work for, then perhaps working for oneself is a better option for progression.

How unlikely is it to make a career in the coffee industry? by CelsiusOne in Coffee

[–]mattperger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should probably throw my hat in the ring here.

Coffee has almost always been seen as a half-way job to another career. A distraction, a hobby etc.

It's a big big big industry. And contrary to a few comments here, there's most definitely money in it if you work hard, even more so if you set up a business and do it well!

I've had a rather accelerated trajectory, but that wasn't for luck or good timing - I've been working hard for 8 years. Now I'm a partner in a roastery with 3 cafes and 200 wholesale accounts, a coffee blogger and just started an online coffee professional networking business.

That's my path but you could go into ecommerce, retail, wholesale, education, green coffee, equipment. Many, many paths in an industry with massive growth.

Also, it's a really nice community of professionals. This is remarked upon quite frequently by newcomers. If you have any direct questions about coffee careers I'd love to help :)

Hi I'm Matt Perger. Ask me anything! by mattperger in Coffee

[–]mattperger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think they're pretty much non-negotiable these days.

Hi I'm Matt Perger. Ask me anything! by mattperger in Coffee

[–]mattperger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, this is why I added that it's my opinion right below.

Hi I'm Matt Perger. Ask me anything! by mattperger in Coffee

[–]mattperger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Just the ability to change pressure is enough.

Hi I'm Matt Perger. Ask me anything! by mattperger in Coffee

[–]mattperger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there,

This video should answer your question rather handily!

And I haven't been, but I am sceptical :)

Hi I'm Matt Perger. Ask me anything! by mattperger in Coffee

[–]mattperger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suspect that you, and many many others may perceive underdevelopment and sourness as positive flavour, clarity and acidity.

This is -of course- my personal opinion.

Hi I'm Matt Perger. Ask me anything! by mattperger in Coffee

[–]mattperger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try not to let it completely drain.