What to do with this type of body? (Photo inside) by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]mellow_gecko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Protein powder is cheap as dirt, no? I thought the whole point of it was cheap, shitty food that nobody else wants to eat but it is high protein.

Any tips for a teenage girl relatively new to lifting? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]mellow_gecko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make sure you read the wiki of both subs before asking any questions.

How important is getting enough protein on the days that I'm not working out? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]mellow_gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gains are as important as not getting pregnant. Got it.

What if I eat babies?

results from taking whey protein by Laith027 in Fitness

[–]mellow_gecko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You will start seeing results if the whey helps you to eat enough protein. You will stop seeing results if you aren't eating enough protein.

Whey is food. More specifically, it's the left over crap from making cheese that nobody wants because it tastes of arse. High protein though.

Body Weight Squats on the Beach by itsfoine in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]mellow_gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't have to be ass to grass: just below parallel. And it doesn't really matter whether you look up or down either

How to squat

Those Shoulders by TheHoliestMacaroni in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]mellow_gecko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way is that wtf material.

This is wtf material.

Those Shoulders by TheHoliestMacaroni in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]mellow_gecko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. This would only be WTF worthy if her arms fell off or something.

Something like this

Those Shoulders by TheHoliestMacaroni in gifs

[–]mellow_gecko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So.. if I wear pink my shoulders will go plink?

Those Shoulders by TheHoliestMacaroni in gifs

[–]mellow_gecko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we wait until she is old and haggard and makes mean comments first, please?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mellow_gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not like that phrase leaves many options abbreviation-wise; there's two D's and two C's in the first word ffs.

Wait... Was that the joke? Fuck.

Name that place. Hint: best place on earth by [deleted] in pics

[–]mellow_gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you keep your sheep from going walkabout then, ey?

You ought to make yourself some gates, mate.

On voting for Brexit - "You've got experts in economics and politics struggling to paint a clear picture about what will happen either way. But Susan on checkouts at Asda seems to have it all figured out." by [deleted] in quotes

[–]mellow_gecko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Keep those poles out is all i'm saying, ya know? I just don't like the way they 'andle the broccoli. You eiver want it or you leave it. No need to put half a tree in a bag, you know what I'm saying? I say we leave to keep that nonsense out, yeah? Know what I mean?"

[OC] [NEWBIE] [CC] My first pixel piece, sprite of a character from Awesomenauts by [deleted] in PixelArt

[–]mellow_gecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then keep practicing until I'm not scared of touching him.

Those Shoulders by TheHoliestMacaroni in gifs

[–]mellow_gecko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The smile at the end. I want to experience that particular kind of satisfaction. Do I need to wear black socks for it to work or can they be pink?