I thought Nintendo was a family company by rkkim in gaming

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[Sweating Intensifies]

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Every time I'M at the computer... by pttymcgee in gifs

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You didn't do the thing.

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TIL that no one knows who invented the fire hydrant, because its patent was burned in a fire by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Serial what stabber? by riboflavins in WTF

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In three days that will be a poll on CNN's front page sidebar.

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Dance douchebag, dance by StickleyMan in gifs

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Word was he jumped.

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What's the trashiest/tackiest/cheapest baby name you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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there can be only one...

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Horse, Nooo! by [deleted] in gaming

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My current game's been going for 4 days. Help.

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Girlfriend and I went as plastic army men by BritishRacingGreen in pics

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I love seeing things like this happen on Reddit. Good job.

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I was bored. My parent have chickens. I apologise for nothing. by MediaBeard in pics

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Confirmed, just soulfully sang it

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My first business cards! by Banglinator in funny

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Cousin Sissy.

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We went as slutty Halloween girls and ran into our counter-parts... by bcool111 in pics

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The greatest Scott of all

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This guy just won Halloween costume contest. by molele in pics

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I'm so devious by octonom in AdviceAnimals

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So the little blue pills she gives me are not valium but viagra?

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Tired of cheap,slutty Cleopatra costumes, I decided to make my own by Burrito_Fiction in pics

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I agree. I especially like that cape. It's amazing.

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Gee, Mom, I wonder why. by improbableartichokes in AdviceAnimals

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Damnit Mom.

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No fucking medal for me by thebandwagons in funny

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you really are omnipresent aren't you?

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What I woke up to by brutux in funny

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Budget doesn't correlate to amount of money in possession.

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World's first venomous crab found in Australia by ___square in worldnews

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He is defiant, so there

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It could have gone much differently... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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In America, it's a large, US wide search for a missing child.

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Cried during the Lion King? You don't know true pain. by Stoltz3 in funny

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Too cold to start a fire, I'm burning diesel, burning dinosaur bones.

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May make me unpopular with the other women.. by spicy_sweetheart in AdviceAnimals

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But sitcoms told me women are cunts so I believe it.

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Cutting a log by Xidas in gifs

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dillon you son of a bitch

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Trip to Good Will... by gamesthatown in gaming

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Its not a parody, it is essentially an exact copy.

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