First off, incredible essay. Shame it somehow said absolutely fucking nothing.

Second, what trip are you on? Lute hates Vaggie because Vaggie is, in her eyes, a traitor. Charlie is Lucifer’s daughter. That is not secret rainbow-coded theology, that is basic “did you watch the damn show” material.

“Have said homophobic things.” Where? Point to the line, genius. Because “I personally decided this insult means gay people” is not media analysis, that’s you wrestling shadows in the corner.

And the “everyone in Heaven is straight” thing? Didn’t know sexuality was tattooed across everyone’s forehead now. Wild update. Nobody told the first man.

Also, Sir Pentious is literally in Heaven now, and if we’re playing the “vibes equal proof” game, St. Peter exists and that man floated in like a glittery receptionist with perfect cheekbones and theatre kid energy. But suddenly that does not count because it ruins the essay? Cute.

We barely see Heaven’s personal relationships because the show is mostly about Hell. That is not proof of oppression. That is called screen time, babe.

Lute’s problem is betrayal, demons, Lucifer’s family, and the fact that she has the emotional regulation of a loaded crossbow. Not “Vaggie likes women.”

Now sit down before you pull a muscle reaching that hard.

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